The Burgomaster
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« on: December 06, 2011, 02:11:45 PM » |
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What they really meant by "Birth of a Nation."
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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Mr. DS
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 09:42:15 PM » |
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I heard you could use her panties as a parachute, is that true?
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 11:59:49 PM » |
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IT BURNS! OH MY GOD IT BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
I really needed this right before bed time too!
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Texdar
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 03:08:26 PM » |
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Has officially gone off cottage cheese.
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I bent my wookie!
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Mr. DS
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"No I obviously do not have a dead cat in here..."
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 10:01:40 PM » |
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Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....
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sprite75
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 11:25:26 PM » |
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Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....
It'd be hard to miss that target.
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Jack
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 08:17:37 AM » |
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In nature, Crisco lard actually lives in colonies...
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:06:33 PM » |
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Turns out, Megan Fox is really allergic to peanuts!
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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 03:02:53 PM » |
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I wonder if this is how the Elephant Man was reared.
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 03:05:28 PM » |
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Pearl from Blade gets a bandanna.
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El Misfito
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Punk ain't dead yet.
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 12:14:09 AM » |
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"Oh yeah, well, your mama is so big........"
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I'm a desajuste!
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sprite75
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 04:48:41 PM » |
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 Our new underwear comes in three sizes. Chelsea Peretti, Lonnie Love, and Peaches.
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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JayJayM12
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 06:39:55 PM » |
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The hole that she's leaning down towards is the least glorious of all glory holes.
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"You invited all my friends. Good thinking."
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AndyC
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2012, 11:14:56 PM » |
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As a classmate from high school used to say, you'd have to roll that one in flour and aim for the wet spot.
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--------------------- "Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Trevor
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 07:15:50 AM » |
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Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....
With what? 
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