ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT ME . . . .

[indianasmith]

And I will tell you the most outrageous lies imaginable.  Not a word of truth in it, I swear.



But I'll try to be entertaining!


(Note that this is the exact opposite of Trevor's thread!)

[bob]

boxers or briefs?

[Trevor]

(Note that this is the exact opposite of Trevor's thread!)

 

There are not many threads left...... in my undies, I mean. 

When are you inviting me to a fossil hunt?

What you can do is get a medical skeleton, bury it and tell me to dig in that exact place. When I find a skull or some other part  I will be on the first plane back to Johannesburg. 

[indianasmith]

Generally I prefer reading legal briefs to conversations with boxers, which usually degenerate into some variation of "Do you think you could take me?" and then I have to embarass them.

Trevor - you and I already went on a dig in Kentucky, where we excavated the horror known as Cheezeflix!!!!  (We re-buried him as quick as possible!)

[zombie #1]

what's the most interesting thing you ever dug up out of the ground?

[Trevor]

Trevor - you and I already went on a dig in Kentucky, where we excavated the horror known as Cheezeflix!!!!  (We re-buried him as quick as possible!)

  Poor Dave!

[Mr. DS]

Do you find cleanliness is next to godliness?

[alandhopewell]

     Does the crowd understand?
Is it East versus West
Or man against man?

[JaseSF]

Do you believe God created us all equal?

[indianasmith]

The most interesting thing I dug out of the ground was a perfectly preserved Valley Girl from the 1980's.  Unfortunately, I put my pick through her torso.  Her last words were "Gag me with . . . a gardening implement!"

Cleanliness actually lives three doors down from Godliness.  The Houses in between are occupied by Righteousness and Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

Crowds never understand.  And Eastern cultures, particularly Islamic ones, are completely benevolent and loving, and welcome missionaries from other belief systems to free and open debates at their holy sites.  They also love it when you put pictures of Muhammad on a T-shirt!!!!

God made all you per shmoes equal, but me he made infinitely superior.  That is why you must make me the supreme potentate of planet earth right away.  Get with it, you dolts!!!!!!

[Jack]

I don't even know what a potentate is, but I bet my taxes are gonna go up though, right?

[indianasmith]

No, I will personally eliminate all taxes on Bad Movie lovers!
(I will make up the budget shortfall by charging $1,000 each for people to punch Uwe Boll and M. Night Shamalayan!)

[El Misfito]

Paper or plastic?

[ER]

Indy, is it true you single-handedly faked the existence of the entire Clovis culture?

[indianasmith]

Paper, always.  It tastes much better, and adds fiber to the diet!

If by "fake" you mean did I travel back in time, knap out all those points, kill mammoths, and generally create the impression of an imaginary prehistoric society - no.  That was my friend Ray.  I did bury an old Sony remote in one of his campsites, though, just to mess with the heads of the archeologists who find it!