*answers may be very boring or contain little to no truth
No problem.

I know most people's real first names here ~ could you tell us what yours is?
Warren. My old username was Warren H.
I always though your name was Akira
turbo, but now I just noticed it's actually Akira
tubo. Why have you mislead me all this time? And what the heck is a Tubo?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This name was supposed to be "akiraKUBO", as in the guy who was in a lot of 60s Toho movies. I thought his name was "Tubo" at the time I registered.
When was your last BM?
My last back massage? It was a few months ago and very awkward. If you're a tranny, advertise in the tranny section, not the women for men section, damn it!
boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs, mwahahaha!
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Can love survive, when all else fails?
I wish I could believe in fairy tales and love.
Have you seen anime films like E.Y.E.S. of Mars, Project A-Ko and Gall Force: Eternal Story?
I have not seen Eyes of Mars or Gall Force. I have seen Project A-Ko. I prefer "A-Ko the VS: Grey and Blue Side" to the original.