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« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2015, 02:50:53 AM »

Some Guy In Charge: "It's not alive........... we can't kill it!"
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« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2015, 07:28:57 AM »

Priest. "Lets bring it to life. Then we can kill it."
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« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2015, 05:15:35 AM »

Priest. "Lets bring it to life. Then we can kill it."

That is actually the central plot of Big Trouble in Little China.
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« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2015, 07:22:30 AM »

Priest. "Lets bring it to life. Then we can kill it."

That is actually the central plot of Big Trouble in Little China.
D'OH! Yeah..."It's all in the reflexes."
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« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2015, 07:27:58 AM »

"Look, it's real simple. Heads, we get the Guillotine, tails we have our a$$s handed to us. Flip the coin and let's get this over with."

"If you start applying logic to this experience again, I'm going to have to hurt you."
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« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2015, 09:47:49 PM »

Obviously inspired by Schwarzenegger Hamlet...


After killing the bad guys: "To be, or not to be, eye there's the point, to die, to sleep, is that all? It is obvious: both. I am, y'all are not"


Alternate take on the same idea.
Before killing the bad guys: "To be or not to be? Not to be" and the hero goes to kill the bad guys.
End of the movie, the hero kisses the damsel and states: "To be or not to be? To be." and kisses her again.
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« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2015, 10:04:43 PM »

For a Zombie Movie: after a character is bitten...

Commando: How long does he have?
CaveMan: Well, don't look like he's gonna bleed out...
Commando: No, I mean how long before he turns!
CaveMan: Turns?
Commando: Before he turns into one o' them! How long's he got?
CaveMan: Oh; "turns"! Yeah! No, They don't "turn"; Nobody "turns". I toldja', 
              somebody's been makin' these things in some lab up river.
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« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2015, 07:33:16 AM »

"Ya know what I hate about time travel? Finding out my Grandfather was a better shot than I am."

"Ya know what I hate about time travel? Learning I'm going to be a better shot then I am now in about ten years..."

"Ya know what I hate about time travel? Finding out Hitler was a better shot then I am."
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« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2015, 09:28:15 PM »

General: Can we trust him?

Commander:  No...we just got to make sure we pay him more then the other side.
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« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2015, 08:29:58 PM »

Guy A: "Was that a giant whale being thrown into the air?"

Guy B: "Nah, that's just my Ex being taken by God for his cheating."
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yeah no.
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« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2015, 12:55:54 PM »

"Hah! I'll believe that when cats drink beer and South African's wear clean underwear!"
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« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2015, 09:10:15 PM »

"Hah! I'll believe that when cats drink beer and South African's wear clean underwear!"

Person 1: Who told you about these things?

Person 2: Gary Busey.
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« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2015, 09:15:08 PM »

Commando: How long does he have?
CaveMan: Well, don't look like he's gonna bleed out...
Commando: No, I mean how long before he turns!
CaveMan: Turns?
Commando: Before he turns into one o' them! How long's he got?
CaveMan: Oh; "turns"! Yeah! No, They don't "turn"; Nobody "turns". I toldja', 
              somebody's been makin' these things in some lab up river.

I actually dreamt this dialog! It is so funny :)
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« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2015, 09:26:04 PM »

Commando: How long does he have?
CaveMan: Well, don't look like he's gonna bleed out...
Commando: No, I mean how long before he turns!
CaveMan: Turns?
Commando: Before he turns into one o' them! How long's he got?
CaveMan: Oh; "turns"! Yeah! No, They don't "turn"; Nobody "turns". I toldja', 
              somebody's been makin' these things in some lab up river.

I actually dreamt this dialog! It is so funny :)

[A look of horror then crosses The Commando's face, as he realizes he's put down several friends for no reason.]
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« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2015, 08:57:08 PM »

"Why are you having sex with the mop?"
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