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My ass smells like s**t!

Started by RCMerchant, April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM

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RCMerchant

Yes-that header was just an attention grabber to tell my BAD MOVIES fambly-I got Internet at me house! Im f**kin BACK! Im so happy to be home!
I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Bushma

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM

I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!


That's wrong on too many levels!!!!

Welcome back!
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indianasmith

Hello Ronnie!  You have been missed! :cheers:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Allhallowsday

Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   :smile:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM
I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!

:buggedout:

Nooo..... Ronny: don't do that - your head will melt away!  :wink:

Seriously: welcome back, brother. *HUG*
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Mofo Rising

Well, of course your ass smells like s**t. That's just the way asses work when they are in working order.

But it's a problem when you bring up the ass of Trevor.

Look, we all know him and "pretend" to be friends, but that man is the death of all that is good and holy in this world. I like you RCMerchant, you seem like a good man, no matter your odors.

Trevor, "that Trevor", is good for nobody. Is it the Apocalypse? Or just Trevor?

DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN. EVER.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

Trevor

Quote from: Mofo Rising on April 12, 2013, 02:39:48 AM
Well, of course your ass smells like s**t. That's just the way asses work when they are in working order.

But it's a problem when you bring up the ass of Trevor.

Look, we all know him and "pretend" to be friends, but that man is the death of all that is good and holy in this world. I like you RCMerchant, you seem like a good man, no matter your odors.

Trevor, "that Trevor", is good for nobody. Is it the Apocalypse? Or just Trevor?

DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN. EVER.

It has so far been a really sh***y Friday (10h13 here as I type) and now I'm smiling.  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

Trevor is NOT "the death of all that is good and holy in this world."

His UNDERPANTS are!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on April 12, 2013, 06:29:59 AM
Trevor is NOT "the death of all that is good and holy in this world."

His UNDERPANTS are!!!!

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

13h53 and I'm still smiling.  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

Reading these replys makes me KNOW Im home!  :cheers:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ulthar

Ronnie, if I had seen that subject line from any other person, I would not have clicked it.

Welcome back.   :thumbup:
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Flangepart

Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2013, 10:30:46 PM
Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   :smile:
Don't that depend where ya'll park your donkey? :smile:
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Allhallowsday

Quote from: Flangepart on April 12, 2013, 12:45:57 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2013, 10:30:46 PM
Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   :smile:
Don't that depend where ya'll park your donkey? :smile:
Mm.  Hopefully downwind.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

tracy

Welcome back,RC.....the board isn't the same without you. However,Trev's underpants are the same no matter who is here. :teddyr:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.