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« on: November 20, 2013, 09:07:00 PM »

This may be the best movie of all time!  It has people getting set on fire!  It has huge prison guards beating small women to death!  It has men forced to hold heavy weights above their heads or get crushed!  It has a murderous lesbian!  It has a werewolf who rides around in a bulldozer, eats people's toes, and breaks people in half over his knee!  It has people getting chopped in half by bulldozer blades!  It has a man who uses a bazooka to hunt people!  It has a woman who zips a guy's dick up in his fly to escape rape!  It has a guy getting shot in the dick with tranquilizer darts!  It has a prison guard threatening an inmate with, "I'M GONNA f**k YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!"  It has impalement by log-spike traps!  It has hands getting chopped off!

HOLY s**t!

You need to see this, now!
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 10:24:19 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 11:18:39 PM »

Yeah.  I love that movie.  Sure I may be a little on a looney side but I love the people hunting people movies!
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 11:33:02 PM »

Andrew gave it three slimes!  Thumbup Thumbup Thumbup

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/escape2k/
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2013, 10:54:46 PM »

It was colorful
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2013, 01:50:23 PM »

Andrew gave it three slimes!  Thumbup Thumbup Thumbup

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/escape2k/


So Escape 2000 and Turkey Shoot are the same movie?

Looks/sounds interesting.

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2013, 06:13:05 PM »

According to IMDB, yes they are.
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 01:34:34 PM »

This may be the best movie of all time!  It has people getting set on fire!  It has huge prison guards beating small women to death!  It has men forced to hold heavy weights above their heads or get crushed!  It has a murderous lesbian!  It has a werewolf who rides around in a bulldozer, eats people's toes, and breaks people in half over his knee!  It has people getting chopped in half by bulldozer blades!  It has a man who uses a bazooka to hunt people!  It has a woman who zips a guy's dick up in his fly to escape rape!  It has a guy getting shot in the dick with tranquilizer darts!  It has a prison guard threatening an inmate with, "I'M GONNA f**k YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!"  It has impalement by log-spike traps!  It has hands getting chopped off!

HOLY s**t!

You need to see this, now!

Interesting - I can't say that I've heard of this one (well, I can say it, but I'd be lying), but it sounds pretty fricking awesome.  Akiraturbo's description and Andrew's review just gave me a new turkey hunt of my own - find this movie!
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2013, 07:25:17 AM »

I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

I f you get a chance, watch "Not Quite Hollywood", the documentry on aussie films. It goes into details about Turkey Shoot
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2013, 08:17:33 AM »

I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

The U.S. DVD from Anchor Bay titled Escape 2000 is uncut. With a few exceptions, most worldwide DVD releases feature the uncensored version.
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2013, 09:17:23 AM »

I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

The U.S. DVD from Anchor Bay titled Escape 2000 is uncut. With a few exceptions, most worldwide DVD releases feature the uncensored version.

I have it.  A mind-numbing experience.

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 02:51:06 PM »

I loved this film.
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2013, 08:52:31 PM »

Am I the only one that, after watching this movie, REALLY wanted to hang out with a werewolf in a suit? 
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2013, 10:21:52 PM »

Am I the only one that, after watching this movie, REALLY wanted to hang out with a werewolf in a suit? 

Certainly not, my friend!   Cheers
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