384 posting ideas needed....

[Trevor]

I am getting close to being a Kraken so I need help with a further 384 ideas for posts so that I can get there by March. Any ideas? 

[Rev. Powell]

You could give twice-daily underpants updates. You would be performing a public service while boosting your post count!

[Josso]

Write a review on every mediocre predictable Hollywood film ever made.

'NO, YOU'VE GOT TO GO ON! LEAVE ME.'

'This huge ventilation shaft should provide a good escape'

etc


You'll be busy for the next, errr *types frantically into calculator*, century I would imagine.

[zombie no.one]

You could give twice-monthly underpants updates.

fixed 

[Raffine]

Thoughts and opinions?

Please discuss:

[Trevor]

You could give twice-daily underpants updates. You would be performing a public service while boosting your post count!

[Trevor]

Write a review on every mediocre predictable Hollywood film ever made.

'NO, YOU'VE GOT TO GO ON! LEAVE ME.'

'This huge ventilation shaft should provide a good escape'

etc


You'll be busy for the next, errr *types frantically into calculator*, century I would imagine.

LOL 

[Trevor]

Thoughts and opinions?

Please discuss:

+ 

[Trevor]

Down to 356 now: getting there.

[ER]

Trevor, you could start posting the events of your life in five-minute increments. That'd close that gap in no time!

[indianasmith]

Or simply comment on every post you read, whether your comment is relevant or not.

[Trevor]

Trevor, you could start posting the events of your life in five-minute increments. That'd close that gap in no time!

46 years of dirty undies: this site we all love would be clogged up in seconds. 

[Trevor]

Or simply comment on every post you read, whether your comment is relevant or not.

Pizza. 

[retrorussell]

Start a pizza thread and post pictures of delicious pizzas you've had! 

[Trevor]

Start a pizza thread and post pictures of delicious pizzas you've had! 

I'm having a margherita pizza right now. Delicious.