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« on: April 17, 2014, 06:34:07 PM »

I just thought this might be fun.  Come on, let's take a movie that has almost no redeeming value and recast it into big screen blockbusters! 

So, let's start with something really horrible like ... Manos The Hands of Fate

Now for Torgo, you need someone that can stutter, twitch, and act strangely, so who better than...


Nic Cage! 

And for The Master...
I was tempted to say Christopher Walken, but I think that one's too easy.  I think you need somebody a bit less impossing. 

I'd so with Jeff Godblum


Doesn't look all that threatening, but if you've ever seen Mr. Frost, you know he can do pure evil perfectly. 

So, how about the rest of you?  Any other ideas for Manos?  What about some other baddies?
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 07:11:37 AM »

Me as Johnny in THE ROOM. Wink
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 01:23:52 PM »

How about Muppet versions?

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Kermit as the father
Miss Piggy as the mother
Prairie Dawn as the daughter
Gonzo as Torgo
Sam the Eagle as the Master
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 09:49:40 AM »

How about Muppet versions?

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Kermit as the father
Miss Piggy as the mother
Prairie Dawn as the daughter
Gonzo as Torgo
Sam the Eagle as the Master

Muppet anything is good.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 09:05:28 AM »

Faster, P***ycat! Kill! Kill!
Varla - Megan Fox
Rosie - Zoe Saldana
Billie - Jennifer Lawrence
Linda - Amy Adams
The Old Man - Billy Bob Thornton
Kirk - Henry Cavill
The Vegetable - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (or maybe Chris Hemsworth)
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 01:14:27 PM »

This Island Earth
Brad Pitt as Exeter
Emma Watson as Ruth Adams
Jamie Foxx as Cal Meacham
Robert Pattinson as Brack
Robert Downey Jr. as Steve Carlson
Benedict Cumberbatch as The Monitor
Christopher Waltz as Joe Wilson
Michael Fassbender as Dr. Adolph Engelborg
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 04:20:40 PM »

Let's try that with THINGS.
If you don't know, the plot of that movie is that three dudes are in a house, they drink lots of beer and screw around, monsters appear, and then they drink lots of beer and screw around. Naturally, I'd cast some really good comedy actors as the three (pretty much nondescript) dudes.
Tim Heidecker: Don
Eric Wareheim: Doug
Zach Galifianakis: The other dude
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