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A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.

« on: April 28, 2014, 02:24:17 PM »

     This is astoundingly bad, even if they were spoofing the sub-genre; Trace and I were saying, "Oh, come ON!" about every five minutes or so.

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2014, 02:51:45 PM »

I watched that quite a while ago and got a kick out of it.  It had hot babes in it, so automatic 4/5 on my rating scale   Thumbup

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2014, 08:21:41 PM »

Even with all the T&A and hilariously bad dinosaur sock puppets ... meh.  Its heart was in the right place but it couldn't pull together.

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2014, 09:06:09 PM »

I watched it admittedly for the scantily clad cave women, but it was the dinosaurs I really recognized.  That's the Deinonychus and T-Rex from Roger Corman's Carnosaur movies.  Funny to think of those films as a shared universe.  Somewhere woman in bikinis fight the beast in a soft core comedy, where elsewhere in the same world, people fighting the dinosaurs are getting brutally killed by them.   

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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