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Gene Worm
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2015, 01:04:39 PM »

I have so many terrible DVDs that... I can't choose! I'll go look and see if I can find a candidate for the worst.
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« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2015, 05:29:09 PM »

hhmmm...i'd say blue sunshine.
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« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2015, 12:54:05 PM »

It kind of depends on your definition of "worst".

If you mean "I regret ever buying/owning/watching this because of the film itself", it would have to be "They All Must Die!". I started a thread about this film when I was a member of this forum ages ago. I even reviewed it on my pathetically-maintained blog Bargain Basement Thrills and Deranged Visions. (Yes, I'm plugging my blog. Someone has to. Maybe.) Sick, vile, and the closest I have ever come to being both sickened and offended by a movie. (To give you an idea of how warped I am, I actually found "A Serbian Film" entertaining but flawed and darkly humorous.)

If you mean "THIS is a DVD release? It looks like poop strained through cheesecloth!", then it could be any number of DVDs I own that were released by VideoAsia. They are well-known for taking worn-out VHS tapes of obscure films and saving them, bad tracking and crappy washed-out resolution included, on DVD. This allows them to legally say the films are "digitally remastered" as they ARE converted to a digital format that they use as a master copy to produce the DVDs. Heck, some of the insanely low-resolution channels on my Roku look better than these DVDs.

If you mean "Why does this thing exist in MY collection?!?! I don't even remember buying this gawd-awful thing.", then I'd have to say the winner is "Things". While I do remember buying it, I cannot bring myself to watch it again simply because it hurts my head to watch it. I mean this literally. It induces a headache and somehow short-circuits my thoughts. One viewing, and you will never be quite the same person again.
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« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2016, 06:46:01 PM »

Hard Rock Zombies
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« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2016, 07:14:53 PM »

All the ones that didn't work and became coasters.

I had a DVD of Fear Chamber (1974) that flickered in and out like it was taped off satellite TV with satellite interference.

With regards to movies, I own some real stinkers the worst of which are mostly from the Asylum...
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« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2016, 11:52:35 AM »

hhmmm...i'd say blue sunshine.
Wow. Blue sunshine? I f**king LOVE that one. To each his own I guess....qq
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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2016, 02:23:29 PM »

oh, i love it too voltron, but i can even drive my husband out of the house while i watch it, lol!
  he says our worst is future shock, which is SERIOUSLY bad!
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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2016, 07:32:58 PM »

HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP

First one in my collection to end up in the trash bin.
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« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2016, 02:21:02 AM »

All the ones that didn't work and became coasters.

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I had a DVD of Fear Chamber (1974) that flickered in and out like it was taped off satellite TV with satellite interference.


Quality wise I'd say the worst DVD I have is a copy of Nightmare Castle which seems to have been sourced from a print which was wiped with a pair of my undies and put through a meat grinder.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2016, 05:54:49 PM »

The Polonia's How to Slay a Vampire, the movie is absolute butt. It came with three other movies, two of which manage to be even more butt. Thumbdown

Quality-wise, I have a copy of Prehistoric Women that's so washed out, green, and blurry that I can't even tell what's on the screen at any given moment.

Edit: I'm probably going to remember something else but two separate entries on this topic is probably enough.
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« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2016, 12:38:19 AM »

Picking a film from The Asylum, I'd probably go with Apocalypse Pompeii but only because I got rid of Transmorphers and AVH: Alien vs. Hunter.
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« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2016, 03:12:20 PM »

All the ones that didn't work and became coasters.

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I had a DVD of Fear Chamber (1974) that flickered in and out like it was taped off satellite TV with satellite interference.


Quality wise I'd say the worst DVD I have is a copy of Nightmare Castle which seems to have been sourced from a print which was wiped with a pair of my undies and put through a meat grinder.  Buggedout Buggedout

     I had two different prints of BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE that looked as if someone tried to clean them with bleach.
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« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2016, 08:40:11 AM »

I had two different prints of BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE that looked as if someone tried to clean them with bleach.

Speaking as a film archivist, that means the source prints of those films were badly faded.
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