Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 18, 2017, 03:34:25 PM
585464 Posts in 45120 Topics by 5970 Members
Latest Member: 7Hz
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About « previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 56
Author Topic: Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About  (Read 47287 times)
Trevor
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at Badmovies.org
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1255
Posts: 14325



WWW
« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2015, 06:29:04 AM »

My local Ford dealer's service is inadequate.


Just be glad these people are not anywhere near you:  Buggedout Buggedout

www.carservicecity.net: messed up my previous car big time and took Mom's car for a thirty mile joy ride.  Thumbdown
Logged

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 620
Posts: 9320



« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2015, 03:45:32 PM »

When paranoids meet each other, do they suddenly feel secure?
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 330
Posts: 4234


IT'S HORRIBLE! SIMPLY HORRIBLE!


WWW
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2015, 02:03:59 PM »

RIP Meadowlark Lemon
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL237DD523F8E60B95 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5549321/ https://youtu.be/gigNjm-u-ZA
javakoala
Hermit of Horror
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 166
Posts: 966


Does ANYBODY remember this guy?


WWW
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

It seems that I woke up again this morning. I hope to break this habit someday.
Logged
Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 620
Posts: 9320



« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2015, 05:33:47 PM »

When you get a haircut, it pays to cut a whole bunch of 'em! All at once!
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 330
Posts: 4234


IT'S HORRIBLE! SIMPLY HORRIBLE!


WWW
« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2015, 08:20:06 PM »

RIP Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL237DD523F8E60B95 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5549321/ https://youtu.be/gigNjm-u-ZA
Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 620
Posts: 9320



« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2015, 04:52:01 PM »

I'm planning my first underground lair. What carpet should I buy, fire proof or fire absorbent?
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1760
Posts: 10815


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2015, 07:35:41 PM »

Armadillos only  give birth to identical quadruplets.
Logged

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 330
Posts: 4234


IT'S HORRIBLE! SIMPLY HORRIBLE!


WWW
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2015, 07:43:41 PM »

YUP!
https://www.vice.com/read/richmond-100-guide-dc-richmond
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL237DD523F8E60B95 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5549321/ https://youtu.be/gigNjm-u-ZA
Raffine
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 780
Posts: 4372



« Reply #54 on: December 30, 2015, 11:34:24 AM »

Crows have regional accents and dialects.
Logged

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 620
Posts: 9320



« Reply #55 on: December 30, 2015, 01:38:41 PM »

How many puddle-jumpers could a puddle-jumper jump if a puddle-jumper could jump puddles?
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
javakoala
Hermit of Horror
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 166
Posts: 966


Does ANYBODY remember this guy?


WWW
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2015, 04:20:54 PM »

I thought that I did, but on second thought, I guess I didn't.
Logged
Raffine
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 780
Posts: 4372



« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2015, 05:29:01 PM »

Armadillos only  give birth to identical quadruplets.


Armadillos are know carriers of leprosy. When annoyed or provoked they can even spit leprosy-laden loogies right in your face.

In other news: There has been a rash of leprosy cases in Florida.

http://www.newsweek.com/spitting-armadillos-blamed-floridas-emerging-leprosy-problem-356823
Logged

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Derf
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
Proofreader
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 426
Posts: 2563


Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2015, 08:28:41 AM »

Crows have regional accents and dialects.

Without my glasses, I first read this as CLOWNS have regional accents and dialects. Which, I suppose, is also true.
Logged

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Derf
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
Proofreader
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 426
Posts: 2563


Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2015, 08:30:15 AM »

The other day, my wife and I stopped at a convenience store for a bathroom break, and when we returned to the car, a dog had peed on the tire.
Logged

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 56
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.