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« Reply #810 on: September 24, 2017, 08:13:33 AM »

Popped to the shop for a couple of beers and to restock the secret chocolate store I keep for days when Kristi needs a bit of cheering up. As I passed a tree I could see a pretty good sized spider which had spun a web from the lowest tree branches to the ground. Must have been 5 or 6 feet tall and maybe 4 feet wide. That is a big web for this area.
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« Reply #811 on: September 24, 2017, 08:35:33 AM »

I nearly always read your posts first, Alex. You bring a lot to this site.
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« Reply #812 on: September 24, 2017, 09:24:40 AM »

I nearly always read your posts first, Alex. You bring a lot to this site.

I have no idea what, but if you like my posts I'll keep making them.
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« Reply #813 on: September 24, 2017, 05:28:57 PM »

You're too humble, you barmy Scotsman! If the flying monkeys come for me, you have to take over the long posts.
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« Reply #814 on: September 25, 2017, 09:25:31 AM »

It occurs to me I am like a Jamaican, I have all these part-time jobs...
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« Reply #815 on: September 25, 2017, 03:56:49 PM »

You're too humble, you barmy Scotsman! If the flying monkeys come for me, you have to take over the long posts.

Why would your pets come for you? :P
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« Reply #816 on: September 25, 2017, 04:16:30 PM »

You're too humble, you barmy Scotsman! If the flying monkeys come for me, you have to take over the long posts.

Why would your pets come for you? :P

I had this science teacher, a funny eccentric man, and he'd make a big production of handing out tests after they were graded, and you never could tell from his expression what your grade was. He'd stand beside your desk staring you down then hand you a test you'd done well on, or make some smarmy but not unkind quip that lulled someone into thinking she or he had done okay and then pass back a C-. Sometimes he'd have little sayings that went along with all that, and one day as he gave me back a perfect test he said to me, "If you don't win the Nobel Prize by the time you're thirty, I'll send the Flying Monkeys after you. And it won't be pretty...." That became a catch phrase all year where I was concerned, his threat to send the flying monkeys after me. I even saw him years later at a store and he still remembered that.

LSS, I guess since I failed to win I am doomed and expect the sky to darken any day now. Been nice knowing you guys.
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« Reply #817 on: September 26, 2017, 01:19:06 AM »

Don't worry ER, if you do disappear I am sure all the denizens of BMDO would get together to rescue you. I am actually pretty good with a sword in real life.

Hmm, I am now thinking we should make our own bad movie where this actually happens.  Wink
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« Reply #818 on: September 27, 2017, 10:36:51 PM »

RIP Hugh Hefner
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« Reply #819 on: September 28, 2017, 11:43:10 AM »

I just noticed the Stream of Consciousness thread has been read 666 times. Now nobody screw that up, ok?  Wink
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« Reply #820 on: September 28, 2017, 02:32:06 PM »

I am a little disappointed that Hef died of natural causes. I was hoping for something... well I am sure you can use your imagination.
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« Reply #821 on: September 29, 2017, 12:02:24 AM »


I don't eat them as much as I used to, but as a kid I used to love taking toast, and eating them with miracle whip and cheese.  The secret though is you gotta let the toast dry a bit.  You put the cheese on immediate and it gets kind of "sweaty" between the hot bread and that's kind of gross.
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« Reply #822 on: September 29, 2017, 12:19:46 PM »


I don't eat them as much as I used to, but as a kid I used to love taking toast, and eating them with miracle whip and cheese.  The secret though is you gotta let the toast dry a bit.  You put the cheese on immediate and it gets kind of "sweaty" between the hot bread and that's kind of gross.
But sweaty buns, well that's different.
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« Reply #823 on: September 29, 2017, 01:09:39 PM »

Was giving a brief to a bunch of senior officers and some of my management today. At one point I realised everyone was looking at me strangely. Some had big smiles on their faces and other looked rather more stern and serious than usual. I was trying to surreptitiously check my zip wasn't down or that I didn't have something rude written on my forehead, but couldn't find out what was wrong.

Found out afterwards when I had been talking about a fescalised part of a landing strut I'd said "fellatio'd section".

Oh well, it made the brief more interesting. And besides that wasn't as bad as the time I was standing very bored in a brief and started thinking about some things me and a girlfriend got up to many years ago. When I had to stand rather strangely.

Our station commander's last day was today. After lunch we all lined up along the road as he was driven down in a cherry picker. He has been a pretty good SCO and it's a shame they only get two years in the post before they have to move. He gave me a medal once (The awesome medal of awesomeness, awarded for being awesome I think it was. I didn't actually read the citation, and when they were giving the speech before hand I was busy trying to stop "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" from playing over and over again in my head so I wasn't really paying attention, plus I hate those formal occasions and my mind often does its best to convince me I am somewhere else).
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« Reply #824 on: September 30, 2017, 10:06:30 PM »

RIP Monty Hall
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