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« on: June 25, 2016, 07:42:16 AM »

wow.
This is one stupid movie-it makes no dam sense. It's about 2 biker gangs-one of the gangs-the Victors-against the 666ers.
Ok-one of the Victors is a young guy named Comanche-who wants revenge against the dudes who killed his mother in 1976. So-according to the screen caption-this happened 32 years ago-yet Comanche-in the flashback-is about 10-which would make him 42-the actor who plays him looks about 28.
Larry Bishop-the director,writer,and star of this mess-cant act his way out of a paper bag.
And the dialouge is some of the worst EVER.
Bishops biggest claim to fame(?) is being the son of Rat Pack comic Joey Bishop-and had minor parts in old 70's biker flicks.
Dennis Hopper and David Carradine are totally wasted in walkthrew roles-though it is nice to see Hopper on a bike wearing his Bucky fringe.
Waste of time-and I paid $2.99 from OnDemand for this? UGH!

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2016, 04:26:31 PM »

sorry you didn't like this, I loved it.

it's silly and over the top, but in a good way imo. Its the kind of film I would've liked to see Quentin Tarrantino follow up Pulp Fiction with

and I can't stand vinny jones as an actor but even he couldn't spoil it for me.

I just remember one scene in the film which I thought was really stupid. the extended bar-fight scene with Michael madsen's character. I hated that one scene.
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2016, 08:23:07 AM »

If Tarantino wrote and directed it-and got rid of Larry Bishop-gave that role to Carradine-yeah! It would be great! For some reason  we are supposed to believe that
Bishop is some kinda chick magnet-yeah right. And that whole scene with the word "fire" in it-gimme a break.

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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2016, 05:43:24 PM »

yeah bit of a stretch to think Leonor valeria would fall for him but look at danny trejo in machete....
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 06:54:43 AM »

yeah bit of a stretch to think Leonor valeria would fall for him but look at danny trejo in machete....

Yeah-but Danny's got style-and that goes a long way.  Wink
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