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« on: September 20, 2016, 03:00:46 PM »

     Back in the day, this is what you got when you said, "Night Train"....



     For the uninitiated, it was a brown-bag wine of 19% alcohol content that'd definitely get you where you wanted to go; it helped fuel many a party, trip, or bad-flickfest.
Thus, the title of this film is appropriate....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWgwQSUpZH0

     You get the distinct impression that someone was suckin' on green-bottle joy-juice during filming.

     NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR is a mash-up of three separate films, two incomplete, vivisected and stitched together into a psychotic omnibus movie of three stories, held together by a framing device of a train, a conductor, God, Satan, and a group of musicians / dancers who look like the Eighties version of Kaptain Kool and the Kongs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFzxvdP--i8

     CTTOI, a wee drap o' Night Train might be helpful when watching this.
ENJOY!

 
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2016, 04:20:39 PM »

http://open.spotify.com/track/4OMreMBdFMvXg4nyh6KIAB
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2016, 09:25:17 AM »

From what I understand the first movie was unfinished and the second movie is sort of lost (or unfinished) and the 3rd Cataclysm (1980) which I really like.  Night Train seemed to have parts in Cataclysm that I had not seen in the full movie, yet it would the movie better. I never understood the reason why the stop motion stuff was cut out in the movie.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2016, 04:36:09 PM »

FYI, it's showing this Saturday night on TCM at 2 AM.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2016, 11:34:53 PM »

And I was thinking Thunderbird...

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 02:48:33 PM »

And I was thinking Thunderbird...




     Then there was this....

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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 08:23:38 PM »

The second movie, GRETA, was completed and is included on the Blu-ray as a bonus. It's actually kind of fun; a lot more coherent than the 30 minute version they cut it down to, but still super-wacky.

And talking about this movie without including this amazing video should be against the rules:

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Terrifying!

(P.S. I drank Night Train in college and greatly preferred it to Thunderbird. It tasted more like wine than Thunderbird's synthetic apple juice taste. Wild Irish Rose was another winner).
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