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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2016, 02:12:52 PM »

I'm probably in the minority here, but I f**king hate this song
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It feels like my ears are bleeding.

Gayla Peevey "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
I think it's annoying.  


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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2016, 11:46:52 PM »

THE SURFARIS "A Surfer's Christmas List"      "...the skag was busted off..."   TeddyR Thumbup Lookingup

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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2016, 04:35:03 PM »

I heard this one today which is a kind of great novelty record... but it annoyed the crap outta me!   Hatred  

PAUL ANKA "Jingle Bells"
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RAUL MALO "Marshmallow World"  (Is this guy kidding?) 

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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2016, 01:21:33 PM »

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The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2016, 02:00:42 PM »

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic


Does she has a mouthful of matzo balls? I can hardly understand a word coming out of her mouth, which is odd as whoever shot this video seems to have an oral fixation on Ms. Simpson.
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2016, 03:43:02 PM »

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic

ROTTEN! 
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2016, 07:36:13 PM »

It's wrong to make a sexy version of Oh Holy Night and she has no ability to express "sexy". it's a malevolent disaster
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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2016, 05:07:07 PM »

Apparently, the trend now is to take old "classic" arrangements of songs that were "newly" arranged when released decades ago.  So in order to be "original" they copy old arrangements that had been novel.  My response to a COPY styling is... why?   WHY?  

AMY GRANT "Jingle Bells" (a la BARBRA STREISAND with NONE of Bab's talent)  
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COLBIE CAILLAT "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (a la BRUCE)  
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And for the dumbest song ever considered a classic, I will spare THE BEACH BOYS (though BRIAN is to blame) and pin this one on SHE & HIM (since they do a better job): "Little Saint Nick"  

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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2016, 11:26:49 PM »

I really don't like this song recorded by THE BEACH BOYS.  And I love THE BEACH BOYS
I'm listening to this now and again and I kind of like the irony of this version.  SHE & HIM: "Little Saint Nick"  
I think they knew exactly what they were doing and made a dumb classick fresh... 

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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2017, 10:13:39 PM »

The song played during the credits at the beginning of SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.
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It's not "Santy" Claus, you d**kbrains!
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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2017, 11:54:08 AM »

The song played during the credits at the beginning of SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.
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It's not "Santy" Claus, you d**kbrains!

Yes, it's ROTTEN.  But at least they spell "Santa" right even if they don't pronounce it right. 
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