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« Reply #705 on: February 09, 2018, 12:04:16 PM »

What did the music teacher say to the kid who didn't want to play the tuba?

"youtube"
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« Reply #706 on: February 09, 2018, 06:26:53 PM »

What's pink and bubbly and taps on the window?

A baby in a microwave!
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« Reply #707 on: February 14, 2018, 04:04:55 PM »

A woman with a mullet walked into a bar and sat down next to a man. "So," the woman asked the man, "are you straight?"

The man said, "Yeah, I'm straight."

The woman said, "Well, women are always on my mind, night or day, all I want to do is sleep with women, and that's all I dream about, think about, or hope for. So I guess that means I'm a lesbian." With those words she got up and left the bar like everything was finally figured out.

The man on the other hand began to look deeply puzzled.

A short time later a young flamboyantly dressed man came in and sat down next to the first man and said, "Please tell me you're not straight."

To which the first man replied, "Y'know, I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out I'm a lesbian..."
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« Reply #708 on: February 14, 2018, 08:57:46 PM »

(From one of my students)

What's the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger with two friends.
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« Reply #709 on: February 20, 2018, 10:41:53 PM »

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