Anyone For Two Truths One Lie?

[ER]

1. Back in the 1970s my late grandfather introduced my ex-uncle to a hitman from Chicago Grandpa hired to kill him unless his former son in law wisened up regarding certain matters going on between them. (He wisened up fast.)

2. I was born a week and a half early in a sort of storeroom off a hotel lobby while my mother was waiting for an ambulance to come. She'd been out doing last-minute Christmas shopping with my grandmother.

3. I once saw a man fall about fifteen feet while climbing down off a high wire at the Shrine Circus. (Someone turned the spotlight off him and he stumbled. He wasn't badly hurt.)

gonna guess number 2.

You have guessed....wisely...

[ER]

1. When I was a young child, I crawled out of the second story window of my bedroom and crawled over the roof to the side of the house to get some snow (I wasn't allowed outside at the time.)  The first time was successful, the second I slide right off the roof but somehow landed w/o injury in the front of the yard.

2. When I was ten we had an Asian family living nearby and (to my regret) I used to pick on their daughter who was about my age.

3. Once after cutting up a freshly cooked pizza, I accidently dropped the cardboard and one slice landed (toppings down) right on my foot. 

3. is the untruth?

[indianasmith]

1.  I used to be quite fond of peanut butter, ham, and cheese sandwiches (yes, that's ONE sandwich with all three ingredients)
2.   My Dad once gave directions to a lost and bewildered Army colonel named Dwight Eisenhower.
3.  I was nearly suspended from high school for releasing a snake into the girls' locker room.

[ER]

1.  I used to be quite fond of peanut butter, ham, and cheese sandwiches (yes, that's ONE sandwich with all three ingredients)
2.   My Dad once gave directions to a lost and bewildered Army colonel named Dwight Eisenhower.
3.  I was nearly suspended from high school for releasing a snake into the girls' locker room.

How ' bout we go with statement number three?

[indianasmith]

DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!

[ER]

1. I once ate from Frank Sinatra's relish tray.

2. I nearly played Jennifer Capriati at a USTA Junior charity event, but she dropped out.

3. I have beaten every Dark Souls game, and Demon's Souls, too.

[AoTFan]

1. When I was a young child, I crawled out of the second story window of my bedroom and crawled over the roof to the side of the house to get some snow (I wasn't allowed outside at the time.)  The first time was successful, the second I slide right off the roof but somehow landed w/o injury in the front of the yard.

2. When I was ten we had an Asian family living nearby and (to my regret) I used to pick on their daughter who was about my age.

3. Once after cutting up a freshly cooked pizza, I accidently dropped the cardboard and one slice landed (toppings down) right on my foot. 

3. is the untruth?

Sadly, no.  That was true!  And it was HOT.

[indianasmith]

1. I once ate from Frank Sinatra's relish tray.

2. I nearly played Jennifer Capriati at a USTA Junior charity event, but she dropped out.

3. I have beaten every Dark Souls game, and Demon's Souls, too.

I am going to guess #3.  I don't think you beat them all, did you?

[indianasmith]

1.  I have been farted on by a dead goat.
2.  My family doctor got to go meet former President Reagan in 1996 and posed for a picture with him.
3.  I have a splinter in my foot that I cannot get out and it is driving me nuts!

[ER]

1. I once ate from Frank Sinatra's relish tray.

2. I nearly played Jennifer Capriati at a USTA Junior charity event, but she dropped out.

3. I have beaten every Dark Souls game, and Demon's Souls, too.

I am going to guess #3.  I don't think you beat them all, did you?

You know me too well. You're right, I have not yet finished DS3. Good job.

[ER]

1. When I was a young child, I crawled out of the second story window of my bedroom and crawled over the roof to the side of the house to get some snow (I wasn't allowed outside at the time.)  The first time was successful, the second I slide right off the roof but somehow landed w/o injury in the front of the yard.

2. When I was ten we had an Asian family living nearby and (to my regret) I used to pick on their daughter who was about my age.

3. Once after cutting up a freshly cooked pizza, I accidently dropped the cardboard and one slice landed (toppings down) right on my foot. 

3. is the untruth?

Sadly, no.  That was true!  And it was HOT.

2 then?

[ER]

1.  I have been farted on by a dead goat.
2.  My family doctor got to go meet former President Reagan in 1996 and posed for a picture with him.
3.  I have a splinter in my foot that I cannot get out and it is driving me nuts!

Let's say number two is the extender of noses and the lighter of pants on fire, since I think by 1996 the former President was no longer receiving.

[indianasmith]

No, number 2 is actually true.  Dr. Deuell (also a State Senator for a number of years) got to spend about an hour with the former President.  He said that Reagan was still fairly lucid, but forgetful.  He would occasionally lose a word he was trying to say.

But my foot is splinter-free, thank you!!

[AoTFan]

1. When I was a young child, I crawled out of the second story window of my bedroom and crawled over the roof to the side of the house to get some snow (I wasn't allowed outside at the time.)  The first time was successful, the second I slide right off the roof but somehow landed w/o injury in the front of the yard.

2. When I was ten we had an Asian family living nearby and (to my regret) I used to pick on their daughter who was about my age.

3. Once after cutting up a freshly cooked pizza, I accidently dropped the cardboard and one slice landed (toppings down) right on my foot. 

3. is the untruth?

Sadly, no.  That was true!  And it was HOT.

2 then?

Correct.