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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: June 18, 2017, 12:12:06 AM »

Oh this movie was SO BAD!

It features not one but TWO original "Killer Raccoon" musical numbers.
It features the most outrageous use of fake facial hair since NINJA BACHELOR PARTY.
It features disembodied boobies.
It features an outrageously gay park ranger.
It features badly taxidermized raccoons using firearms.
It features a park ranger named Rick Danger.
It features the worst homage to JURASSIC PARK ever!
It features a reporter named Dick Weener.
It is an almost perfect storm of pure B-movie badness.

This movie is GLORIOUS!  1/4 on a normal movie scale, but a full 4/5 on the bad movie scale.
Indy sez check it out!

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 07:40:04 AM »

oh my god......"COONS: NIGHT OF THE BANDITS OF THE NIGHT" is a real thing!

I watched the trailer and am in some state of shock. 

exterminate all rational thought.....
I survived Bucky Larson
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2017, 09:37:08 AM »

the title sounds like it would be the name of a South Park episode

Kubrick, Nolan, Hitchcock, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin - the elite

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