Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 20, 2017, 12:41:44 AM
585537 Posts in 45124 Topics by 5973 Members
Latest Member: stine.greta
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  WHAT IF . . . « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: WHAT IF . . .  (Read 179 times)
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1760
Posts: 10820


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« on: August 18, 2017, 06:46:48 AM »

all the weird headlines out of Florida are generated by the same dude?

Seriously - what if FLORIDA MAN is REAL?????   Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
Logged

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Trevor
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at Badmovies.org
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1255
Posts: 14334



WWW
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2017, 06:54:58 AM »

all the weird headlines out of Florida are generated by the same dude?

Seriously - what if FLORIDA MAN is REAL?????   Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

 TeddyR TeddyR

He's still no match for Underpants Man from South Africa  Wink
Logged

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
messedup
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 24
Posts: 359



« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2017, 07:29:07 AM »

I'd say you got yourselves a new presidential candidate.
Logged

ER
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 624
Posts: 3723


The world becomes a dream....


« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2017, 09:52:16 AM »

I always wondered who "they" happens to be. As in "They say...." Also, seriously....ever think how something gets started? There surely has to be a grain of sand for a pearl to form around, right? Well, how do gods begin? The idea of them, the stories about them? And jokes. Someone has to be first to think them up (Family Guy covered that, now I think of it). Or trends....how do trends begin? Is there a secret department of fads and trends somewhere, some conscious effort to launch them? If I'm not careful my mind can chase its own tail til it melts into butter like in that delightful old bedtime story, Little Black Sambo. (Before anyone vicariously freaks, Sambo O'Tooney was originally Black Irish, meaning brown-eyed, dark-haired, able to tan, no small feat in Ireland, and possibly of distant Basque ancestry. What'd you think I meant?)
Logged

"If I should meet thee after long years,

How shall I greet thee? With silence, and tears."

--Lord Byron
RCMerchant
Bela
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 0
Posts: 13457


"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


WWW
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2017, 12:52:55 PM »

Who's Florida Man? Did I miss something?  Question
EDIT: just Googled it.

« Last Edit: August 18, 2017, 07:21:55 PM by RCMerchant » Logged

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Slobber Drool Drip-
Now serving over 10,000 followers!

http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
RCMerchant
Bela
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 0
Posts: 13457


"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


WWW
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2017, 12:44:54 AM »

I always wondered who "they" happens to be. As in "They say...." Also, seriously....ever think how something gets started? There surely has to be a grain of sand for a pearl to form around, right? Well, how do gods begin? The idea of them, the stories about them? And jokes. Someone has to be first to think them up (Family Guy covered that, now I think of it). Or trends....how do trends begin? Is there a secret department of fads and trends somewhere, some conscious effort to launch them? If I'm not careful my mind can chase its own tail til it melts into butter like in that delightful old bedtime story, Little Black Sambo. (Before anyone vicariously freaks, Sambo O'Tooney was originally Black Irish, meaning brown-eyed, dark-haired, able to tan, no small feat in Ireland, and possibly of distant Basque ancestry. What'd you think I meant?)

Dear-it's called BULLs**t.
Happens always.. Mankind's ability to invent bulls**t and turn it into fact is amazing. Look at Religion and politics-all bulls**t.
NEVER believe anything you hear and half of what you see.
I don't recall who first said that-
it might be bulls**t too!  Buggedout
The saying I live by is this-"Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't."
I think only one way-we all die.And you mortals are stupid. All your politics are for nothing. Because in the end-you will join me in death-Listen to them-children of the night-


Small | Large


(when you come down to it-I AM Bela-you know. And you expect me to care about you walking blood banks? HAHAHA!)




« Last Edit: August 19, 2017, 01:03:53 AM by RCMerchant » Logged

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Slobber Drool Drip-
Now serving over 10,000 followers!

http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1760
Posts: 10820


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2017, 02:52:06 AM »

Doggone it, Ronnie/Bela - it's good to have you back on here again!!
Logged

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
RCMerchant
Bela
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 0
Posts: 13457


"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


WWW
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2017, 03:09:32 AM »

Doggone it, Ronnie/Bela - it's good to have you back on here again!!
Thank you-thank you very much,ladies and gentlemen.
For my next act I will f**k myself in the ass! Tickets are at the box office-$1.00 for adults-25 cents for children. Live Spook show at midnight!
Logged

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Slobber Drool Drip-
Now serving over 10,000 followers!

http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Pages: [1]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  WHAT IF . . . « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.