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TYTD Review
Dedicated Viewer

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We got Movie Sign!

« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2017, 05:14:19 AM »


me: "So thats your account set up; you should recieve your first few emails within 72 hours"
Them: "and how longs that"
Me: "well...72 hours."
Them: "Oh right...and what if emails come sooner than that?"
Me: "Well...that can only be a good thing I assume..."
Them: "...Okay."
*About a day later I recieve an email off them*

Them: "Hi *Name* my emails up and working...and its a good thing too! imagine if it hadnt worked! i'd be very angry about now!  Hatred"

Me: [Internally] ...Eh?...what on earth are you talking about?...go away you mad mad person... [\Internally]
[In the email]...good to hear...any troubles let us know...[/in the email]

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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The world becomes a dream....

« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2017, 09:43:14 AM »

More of a sweet question than a silly one, but the other night my six-year-old son (who is obsessed with aliens, whom he refers to as "UFOs") asked me, "Why do UFOs want to abduct babies, when they can't even ask babies any questions?"

"If I should meet thee after long years,

How shall I greet thee? With silence, and tears."

--Lord Byron
Dark Alex
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 918

Apparently I am very Dark and very Alex.

« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2017, 12:33:50 PM »

How many penises have you seen this year?

Having listened to your problems, I have decided I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Eye of Sauron and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 1232

« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2017, 01:02:16 PM »

Doing driver's ed in northern Indiana, I remember that the teacher was the football coach.  We're doing my driving test.  (I'm 6'2", 200 lb, in decent shape but no bodybuilder or anything.)

Teacher:  "D'you play football?"
Me:  "Nope."
Teacher:  "What's the matter with ya?"

South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 14512

« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2017, 04:38:43 AM »

Trevor, if you claim to be African, how come you're white?  Question

Is Africa a big country? Oy.

Do you speak English there in Africa?

Where are the wild animals in Pretoria?

Here:  TeddyR

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 13005

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2017, 06:15:04 PM »

Trevor's  thread about silly questions got me thinking-what silly or just plain stupid have people asked you?
I ran my bike into a guard rail in front of Waggoners Groceries in 2003 and I had blood running from my nose.  Some moron see's me in the store and asks-"Are you bleeding?"  Buggedout
You ran your bike into a guard rail... and, WHO'S THE MORON???   Question Lookingup
Y'know, sometimes people play dumb in order to make someone realize that they are BLEEDING.   Hatred
Sometimes people don't know they are BLEEDING.  When I whacked my head and didn't spill any wine a year or two ago, I didn't know there was BLOOD running down my head.  A lot.   Bluesad
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