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« on: August 30, 2017, 10:29:40 AM »

A randy South Carolina couple were arrested for getting it on in the fairway of the 8th hole of the Tega Cay Golf Club

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When a patrolman arrived at the links, he spotted a “male with no shorts on and a female that appeared to only have a bra on.” The woman, the officer reported, “was on her back and the male was laying down with his head between her legs performing oral sex.”

The cop instructed the pair “multiple times” to put their clothing back on. He subsequently arrested Dakota Payne, 19, and Kiernan Hennessey, 24. Hennessey reportedly stated that she and Payne “should not have been engaged in those activities within public view.”

As first reported by the Fort Mill Times, the complaining witness told police that when he first spotted individuals laying down in the fairway, he “thought that someone was possibly having a medical issue.” Those concerns were allayed when the man used a pair of binoculars and “saw the male with his head between the female’s legs.”

Two other witnesses--who were on the tee box at hole 8--said that they observed “what they thought was a deer laying down in the fairway.” However, “Upon closer inspection, they realized it was two people having ‘doggy-style’ intercourse.”


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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2017, 10:32:09 PM »

MUST . . . NOT . . . MAKE . . . OBVIOUS . . . PUN - Oh the heck with it!!!!!!!!

Wonder if he got a hole in one???
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2017, 02:33:32 AM »

MUST . . . NOT . . . MAKE . . . OBVIOUS . . . PUN - Oh the heck with it!!!!!!!!

Wonder if he got a hole in one???


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