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« on: September 06, 2017, 09:31:20 PM »

If you've caught the news, there's a hurricane coming towards Florida. 

Well, I live in Florida so I'm seeking shelter. 

Best case scenario, you'll hear from me again by Tuesday of Wednesday.  If you don't ... well ... again, just wish for the best. 
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2017, 10:26:40 PM »

Stay safe!  Hope you and all you love will be OK.  Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2017, 01:32:34 AM »

If you've caught the news, there's a hurricane coming towards Florida. 

Well, I live in Florida so I'm seeking shelter. 

Best case scenario, you'll hear from me again by Tuesday of Wednesday.  If you don't ... well ... again, just wish for the best. 

Keep warm, keep safe, Brother CM  Thumbup
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2017, 02:47:09 AM »

dam,man-be safe-just dont do what I did in a tornado in Michigan-I ran into it and thought it would be cool. It wasnt cool at all.It was terrifying-I hid in a ditch near a railroad track.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2017, 07:34:05 AM »

Stay safe and dry!
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2017, 08:52:59 AM »

stay safe!
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2017, 09:39:15 AM »

Chainsaw Midget, two games that don't work well in a confined storm shelter: hide and seek, and tag.

Stay safe and think of how you can tell about this hurricane for the next fifty years!
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2017, 11:13:30 AM »

it must be such a pain in the ass having to stop everythign and figure out where to go. You don't have to live like a refugee...but actually you do so tom Petty is wrong

good luck man
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2017, 11:03:37 PM »

Hunker down, and hold on to your beer!

Stay safe, sir.   Cheers
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2017, 04:21:55 PM »

Take care and be safe.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 02:35:51 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 02:49:22 PM »

Welcome back, Chainsaw!!  We had a call. It seems your lawn furniture ended up in Kentucky. I wouldn't ask for it back, as one of the locals tends to drool while hugging the cushions, and he hugs them A LOT!

Glad you're safe, Chainsaw.   Cheers
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 04:08:09 PM »

Welcome back, Chainsaw!!  We had a call. It seems your lawn furniture ended up in Kentucky. I wouldn't ask for it back, as one of the locals tends to drool while hugging the cushions, and he hugs them A LOT!

Glad you're safe, Chainsaw.   Cheers

They fell on muh land, they muh cushions now! Now git back feller!
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 04:31:28 PM »

Glad to hear you're safe. (You are safe, right?)
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2017, 11:58:45 PM »

Glad to hear you're safe. (You are safe, right?)

Posting a Bruce Campbell .gif is the same as stating, "It came; It saw; I kicked its ass!!"

But, yeah, confirmation of your well-being would be awesome, when you have time, Mr. Chainsaw, sir.
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