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« on: October 02, 2017, 09:47:59 PM »

OK, gang, let's have a poetry contest!  Here's the rules:
Each poem must start with the phrase "In days of old when men were bold . . ."
And follow the rhythm and meter of these examples:

"In days of old when men were bold
and toilets not invented,
Men dropped their load beside the road
And walked away contented."

"In days of old when men were bold
and women even wilder,
Men locked their spouses in their houses
Lest someone else defile her!"

And here's one more:

"In days of old when men were bold
and castles rather chilly,
Men wrapped in furs with mangy curs
and drank till they were silly."

OK, your turn!
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2017, 09:48:01 AM »

In days of old when men were bold,
And cruel demons prowled the night,
Folk quaked in fear and gulped warm beer,
Wishing Buffy would come fight.
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"If I should meet thee after long years,

How shall I greet thee? With silence, and tears."

--Lord Byron
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2017, 10:32:02 AM »

In days of old, there was a guy from Pretoria
Who got into trouble with a lawyer
The sight of his undies laid bare
Sent his neighbors into despair
And created panic and disorder

 Wink  TeddyR
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As time goes by, you will see
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We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
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indianasmith
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2017, 08:55:50 PM »

"In days of old when men were bold
And sheep were pretty nervous,
A flock'll double as a brothel
So shepherds could be serviced!"    BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2017, 11:27:35 AM »

In days of old when men were bold
And stirrups uninvented,
Horses stumbled, groins were pummeled,
And codpieces often dented.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2017, 09:23:25 PM »

In days of old, when men were bold,
and condoms not invented,
Men wrapped their c*cks inside their socks
Thus babies were prevented!
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2017, 09:15:53 AM »

Men wrapped their c*cks inside their socks
Well gosh, who knew the Red Hot Chili Peppers were historical reenactors?
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2017, 04:39:14 PM »

staunch members of the society of creative anacronists,you know. dammit, HOW doyouspell anacronists?
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indianasmith
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2017, 10:44:11 PM »

"In days of old when men were bold,
And plague came in through rats,
The best results
Were catapults
loaded with hungry cats!"
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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