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« on: October 30, 2017, 07:29:17 AM »

Lucio Fulci's The Beyond: any advance warnings and what should I be careful of?

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2017, 07:58:50 AM »

This movie has lots of fans. I'm afraid I'm not one.

Look out for handpainted signs and the world's loudest spiders.
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"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2017, 08:13:09 AM »

This movie has lots of fans. I'm afraid I'm not one.

Look out for handpainted signs and the world's loudest spiders.

 TeddyR TeddyR

Dr Menard warned me about the spiders when I wrote my review of City Of The Living Dead.  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2017, 08:44:44 AM »

I watched it a couple of years ago at a special screening at the theater. It is a crowd pleaser, people were screaming, howling and laughing. Lots of fun.
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2017, 03:26:30 PM »

Watch out for boredom.  Loads and loads and loads of boredom.  At least that was my reaction to this movie.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2017, 08:00:53 PM »

Lucio Fulci's The Beyond: any advance warnings and what should I be careful of?



Well, let me paraphrase a quote from Roger Ebert...

"And the plot of this movie (and here I pause to laugh hysterically as I mention the words "plot" and "this movie" in the same sentence)..."
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2017, 12:19:28 AM »

it's bad, trev...and NOT n a good way. and yes, turn the volume down on the spiders. let's just say, it's bad enough that i resold it on ebay....
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2017, 01:25:58 AM »

I watched it a couple of years ago at a special screening at the theater. It is a crowd pleaser, people were screaming, howling and laughing. Lots of fun.

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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2017, 01:27:24 AM »

Watch out for boredom.  Loads and loads and loads of boredom.  At least that was my reaction to this movie.


So I just paid about $16 at www.loot.co.za to be bored? I could have bought a mirror and stared at my reflection if I wanted to be bored.  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2017, 01:39:05 PM »

give it your personal MST treatment, you'll like it better, lol!
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2017, 03:03:27 AM »

give it your personal MST treatment, you'll like it better, lol!

I normally apply that treatment to almost every movie I see.
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2017, 01:20:12 PM »

why does that not surprise me, lol?
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2017, 05:22:26 PM »

Just don't expect sense or logic at any point. It is a meditation on gruesomeness. Just let it flow. Giggling is fine.

Personally, the highlight was the blind lady. She was both spooky and kinda hot at the same time.
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2017, 06:47:35 PM »

Just don't expect sense or logic at any point. It is a meditation on gruesomeness. Just let it flow. Giggling is fine.

Personally, the highlight was the blind lady. She was both spooky and kinda hot at the same time.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought so.
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2017, 02:12:35 AM »

why does that not surprise me, lol?

When you know the people who made films such as Space Mutiny, Nukie and The Demon personally - as I do - then you'll see why.  Wink
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