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« Reply #1560 on: March 19, 2020, 03:45:40 AM »

Day 7 of my isolation.

So there I was, trapped on the rooftop with my psychotic neighbour swinging a heavy bladed knife at me. He wasn't that skilled with it, but the chest cold meant I was getting out of breath easily and I'd tire out before he did. As if to accentuate the point, he caught me a glancing blow that none the less, opened a shallow cut down the side of my arm. I decided I would charge him, my head barreling into his chest and knocking the wind from his sails. We tumbled down, almost going over the edge, but both of us managed to grab onto the edge and hung there, desperately trying not to plummet to the hard concrete below.

Guess it was lucky for me then at that point the alien cyborg ninja's dropped from the sky and I don't need to tell you how that went! Talk about a shocker.
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« Reply #1561 on: March 19, 2020, 12:28:16 PM »

Post limit. Alex's really long adventures continue here: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,154763.0.html
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