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« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2018, 01:08:46 PM »

I mentioned LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972) in my first post. I can't say I enjoyed the film. But it drew me into it.
The acting is great. David Hess does a psycho well. And the others in the crew, including porn regular Fred Lincoln, are very believable.
There's a scene in the woods, right after that horrible rape and torture scene, where the 3 scum stand up and look at the blood all over them, and then at each other with expressions that seem to say " What the f**k is wrong with us?!" It's not something you usually see in this type of film.
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« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2018, 10:44:04 PM »

I'm sorry. I don't see IT'S ALIVE anywhere near the toture porn s**t. It was boring. I wanted more killer baby. It's not even in the same catogory.
Cmon, Hallows. It shouldn't even be in this topic.  Lookingup

Man, you annoy the sh!t outta me.  Why don't you READ what I wrote?  I said "IT'S ALIVE" is better than torture porn.  It should be in this topic, YOUR TOPIC, because it is an AWFUL BAD MOVIE.  
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What I meant by 'AWFUL" was awful as in disgusting, perverted, and unclean AWFUL.
I guess I should have clarified that. Aw well...being as we're using a broader term than what I implied (instead of defined) then we'll go with the broader definition.
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Thanks for clarifying.  

Oh, and in the spirit of AWFUL Bad Movies : THE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK   (1980 aka LA CASA SPERDUTA NEL PARCO)

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HOUSE OF THE PARK ON THE EDGE gon' gitchoo!!!  Total SH!T.  Inspired my "dumb film" reviews that nobody RED!  Red rum!  Red rum!!! 
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« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2018, 03:49:58 AM »

I agree that HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK is junk. Though David Hess is in it, and the premise is about the same as LAST HOUSE, it just doesn't pack the same punch. It's just a revolting mess. Worse, a BORING revolting mess. A film of this type is meant to shock- this is just not well written or directed. It's bland.
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« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2018, 09:34:22 AM »

I agree that HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK is junk. Though David Hess is in it, and the premise is about the same as LAST HOUSE, it just doesn't pack the same punch. It's just a revolting mess. Worse, a BORING revolting mess. A film of this type is meant to shock- this is just not well written or directed. It's bland.


I hate LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT.   

Here's my "review" of HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114234.0.html   

Check out the trailer, in it, the trailer announces the movie as: HOUSE OF THE PARK ON THE EDGE...   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2018, 11:27:13 AM »

Dam- I just looked through that whole thread. Lots of the folks who posted there, including our fearless leader Andrew, are gone.
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« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2018, 04:07:58 PM »

it's strange how David Hess is good in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT but the other films I've seen him in where he essentially plays the same character (HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK and HITCH HIKE) he is really annoying.

I used to have a double disc edition of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. it had bonus scratchy footage of stuff they weren't allowed to include. - really horrible stuff like the girls being forced to wet themselves. wtf
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« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2018, 08:21:22 PM »

it's strange how David Hess is good in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT but the other films I've seen him in where he essentially plays the same character (HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK and HITCH HIKE) he is really annoying.

I used to have a double disc edition of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. it had bonus scratchy footage of stuff they weren't allowed to include. - really horrible stuff like the girls being forced to wet themselves. wtf

That's odd. The VHS I got from Video Vortex in 1997 (a now defunct mail  order company out of Canada)  had that scene, plus a few others that were not on the US releases intact!
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« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2018, 11:10:26 PM »

it's strange how David Hess is good in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT but the other films I've seen him in where he essentially plays the same character (HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK and HITCH HIKE) he is really annoying.

I used to have a double disc edition of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. it had bonus scratchy footage of stuff they weren't allowed to include. - really horrible stuff like the girls being forced to wet themselves. wtf

That's odd. The VHS I got from Video Vortex in 1997 (a now defunct mail  order company out of Canada)  had that scene, plus a few others that were not on the US releases intact!

I think I saw LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT  on videotape, and it included the p!ss scene.  I think it's one of the reasons I hate that movie.  Ugh.  I just hate it.  I watched LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT once, though I'm well aware of it.  I've avoided it for close to 30 years.  DAVID HESS is not GOOD in LHOTL, the DIRECTION is good.  I think cruel might be the easiest emotion to play, so any no-talent with presence could've played the part of sh!t.  Did I mention I HATE that movie?   Hatred TeddyR Bluesad  LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is better, but I still rank it with sh!t like I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
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« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2018, 09:00:06 AM »

Shoot me for this but I think I Spit On Your Grave has it's merits compared to utter trash like House On The Edge Of The Park. f**k that one, f**k Cannibal Holocaust, f**k DEODATO.
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2018, 11:50:52 AM »

Shoot me for this but I think I Spit On Your Grave has it's merits compared to utter trash like House On The Edge Of The Park. f**k that one, f**k Cannibal Holocaust, f**k DEODATO.

I agree with CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST. I bought the Special Edition DVD a few years back-having never seen it ,I wanted to see what all the hullabaloo was about. I sold it for a dollar to a used video game/ DVD store in Paw Paw about a month later.
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« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2018, 01:56:49 PM »

Shoot me for this but I think I Spit On Your Grave has it's merits compared to utter trash like House On The Edge Of The Park. f**k that one, f**k Cannibal Holocaust, f**k DEODATO.
In the context of your statement, you're absolutely right.  I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is a film I despise because of its content, but it is certainly better than the trash you cited. 


I cannot help but confuse CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST with CANNIBAL FEROX (MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY).  Are the plots similar?  
I know I hated that CANNIBAL FEROX but it was so poorly made, it is more tolerable than LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT.  
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« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2018, 08:45:02 AM »

Since it's so horrible  its title cannot be spoken or written I will just say "the human(hundred legged arthopod)".

There is a sick joke of a movie called " gay ni--ers from outer space" who's only good quality is its merciful  brevity.

"Frankenstein's bloody nightmare.” is only good for warning people about the hazards of taking cheaply made LSD.

”assignment terror” was made by a coalition of Spanish Italian German filmmakers because no one nation should have had to bear the sole blame for such an abomination.  It was an ultra cheap sf horror torture porn flick that managed to insult the movie histories of Frankenstein, Dracula, the wolfman and the mummy in one film. Micheal Rennie's presence could almost be considered a redeeming quality if seeing him in such a puddle of cinematic sewage did not make his fans weep for him. I wonder if Germany, Italy and Spain hated England so savagely they made this movie just to put a well known and respected English actor in it.

I love "Gay n****rs from Outer Space"!   Seriously... the movie lives up to the title.  Just don't make a drinking game of how many times a character says the title of the movie.. you will die of alcohol poisoning 10 minutes in.

For me, if a movie lives up to the title, I'm hooked.   Although "Paint your Wagon" is the exception.. not one person in that movie paints one single wagon. However, it defies the musical genre.
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« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2018, 11:17:25 PM »

I want to say that Fun In Balloonland is the worst children's film ever made, simply because everything is wrong with it (be it bad audio or having a horny narrator sound like orgasming at the sight of balloons), but I think I know of one worse: A Christmas Elf (Named Calvin), simply because it's a 70 minute "film" made from still shots.
I've seen Manos without the bots. I've seen Monster A Go Go without the bots. Both were painful in how boring and nonsensical the plots were. I still would rather watch both of them than watch Fun In Balloonland.
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« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2018, 12:01:03 AM »

I'm only naming this movie to warn people not to see it,  so if you watch and need therapy later don't send me the bills.

''I saw the devil'' is a south Korean movie that makes me wonder if south Korea is the good Korea then how xxxxed up does noetk Korea have to be to be the bad one?!?!

Murder porn,  torture porn,  revenge porn, gross out porn,  you name it. A miserable movie that will make you consdier suicide when you're not vomiting at the site of a guy graphically going thru a big log of human excrement with his bare hands.

If the above disgusted you enough to keep you from ever see I g this movie,  you should be grateful to me.
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« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2018, 06:00:53 AM »

Never seen I Saw the Devil but I'm intrigued by it's 7.8/10 IMDb and 80% Fresh RT ratings!
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