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Dark Alex
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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2018, 06:04:10 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Caz to Clare "I am so glad you decided to swallow."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2018, 06:04:47 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Martin to James "The six armed man comes all over you."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2018, 06:05:42 AM »

Game: All Flesh Must Be Consumed.

Martin to Clare. "You have a good stroke, no wait I mean streak.
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2018, 06:06:41 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

p**s Poor Pete to Alex "I don't know what I'd be without you to keep me straight."

Alex to Pete "Bent?"
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2018, 06:07:25 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Alex "Pete gave me a good one earlier."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2018, 06:08:51 AM »

Game: Sean....

Sean. "I only do boys."

Sean. "I only ever go down."

Sean "ANALSTORM!"

Sean "Will you enchant my ring?"

Sean "Fartlick."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2018, 06:10:18 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Sean. "I managed to swallow the man's big load."

Alex to Garry about Sean "You see him surrounded by men with big axes and jugs."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2018, 06:10:59 AM »

Game: Shadowrun.

Clare "Caroline has moist & I have bizarely posed charred bodies."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2018, 06:12:23 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "Use him as bait and when he is dead he'll be dead bait. If we have 6 or 7 prisoners then they will be mass dead bait (say the last three word together quickly).
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2018, 06:12:47 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

"Clare I can do six at once."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2018, 06:13:20 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

"I am going to corrupt some choir boys."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
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« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2018, 06:14:13 AM »

Game: Shadowrun.

Alex "If you are lucky she will cut it off."

Garry "If you aren't she will leave it in."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 371
Posts: 2675



« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2018, 06:15:29 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "I am going to take a stick and carve notches into it all along the length. One for each kill."

Alex "Oh thank the gods, I though you were making it ribbed.
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 371
Posts: 2675



« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2018, 06:16:18 AM »

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "If a rabbit had bitten me I'd have died. I never expected to die by rabbit. Well not in that way anyway."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Dark Alex
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 371
Posts: 2675



« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2018, 06:16:49 AM »

Games: Dungeons & Dragons.

James "I touch it, I twidde with it."
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There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
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