Fun with William Shatner's Hairpiece....

[Flangepart]

See...you steal Bill Shatner's wig, wrap it round a golf ball, take a Big Bertha driver, whack it into a field of Horseflop, and have Bill play "Find the Tribble." That is MY idea of a fun Celebrity Tournement! As many of us are not...athletic....Oh-ky, guilty! There, happy?....what kind of sports tournement would you conciter applical to the B-movie fan? Rollerball on ice, with the cast of cats?.....Godzilla Vs. Demmie Moore (with flamethrowers)?......Playing "Hide Mr. Grenade in Bin Laden's shorts?..(oh, wait, Andrew has that one covered.)....How about the First Annual Zombie Hangglider race?....whatever! Well.....what would you guys like to see? Hummmm...do the zombies lose points for body parts falling on the spectators? Oh well......

[AndyC]

I think zombies would be well suited to hockey (a few were trying to play in Dawn of the Dead). I would put them in a match against the Charlestown Chiefs (including the Hansons) and watch the rotting flesh fly. It would give a whole new meaning to "faceoff."

Yes, George Romero could remake Slap Shot as Tournament of the Living Dead. I haven't seen Paul Newman lately, but he's getting to the age where he might have to be on the other team.

On the subject of Shatner's toupee, I'll see if I can dig up an old Photoshop gag somebody sent me a couple of years ago. Whoever originally made the thing took a scene from Star Trek: The Motion Picture, put Shatner's rug on Persis Khambatta and added a balloon with "Damn it Persis, stay out of my dressing room" or something to that effect. Funny.

[Jay O'Connor]

Due to the pacing and the tempo, I usually refer to it as:

"Star Trek: The Motionless Picture"

[Rombles]

I think the Irish sport of "Hurling" would be appropriate, don't you?