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Menard
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« on: April 01, 2005, 11:26:40 PM »

Yes, Scott is on a 10-day vacation from us....uh..I mean...from work.

While he is away, who is going to write up movies viewed for the month of April?

That means that at least 120 movies are going unviewed for these ten days.


Scott does deserve a break though. After all, he has earned the respect of his fellow boarders.

It was his good friend Buffy Knight who said about him,

 "What a complete waste of sperm."


Uhh....wait a minute...that wasn't very complimentary.


Well..I should at least include a portrait of Scott showing him during one of his more thoughtful moments.



Uhh...okay...well that weren't pretty.


I need help. Please share your comments about Scott so we can have something for him to read when he returns. (:

Thank You

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trekgeezer
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 11:47:23 PM »

I like Scott's attitude, he never really trashes a movie even when the rest of us think it is a steaming heap. He is exceedling polite and  always capitalizes the T and the G in trek_geezer when replying to one of my sometimes moronic posts.

And what can you say about a guy that gets mistaken for Bill Gates (just watch for someone lurking around the corner with a cream pie).

You also have to admire guy that is so dedicated to B movies that he has been known to tape his eye lids open so he can keep up his self imposed 40 film per day viewing quota.

Finally, Scott is so up on his westerns that it may  have you  wondering  if he is actually vying for the role of  the Cowboy in the newly reformed Village People.

By the way, Menard he was seen posting on the board today.

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Menard
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 11:58:42 PM »

trek_geezer wrote:
 
> By the way, Menard he was seen posting on the board today.


Well that sneaky little (censored).

Interesting suggestion about the Village People.

I am wondering how many autographs he sold while he was on vacation. With a face like that, you gotta do something with it. Uhh...of course...I only meant that in a complimentary manner....uh...really. (:

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trekgeezer
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2005, 09:57:08 AM »

You know to watch the number of movies Scott does he has to be watching them 3 or 4 at a time.  Now that's multitasking!

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2005, 10:22:20 AM »

The man is certainly dedicated. I'd love to see his viewing room...I bet there's a wall of TVs 5 wide and 3 high with a swivel chair placed in front of them. Next to the swivel chair would need to be a microwave oven, a small refridgerator and the tape dispenser. Of course he would also probably need some sort of bed pan or bag to use when he hears the call of nature. It sure must be an impressive set-up. Keep it up Scott...in the movie viewing world, you make up for me falling asleep in front of so many movies.

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2005, 11:15:48 AM »


It surely is an impressive task. Perhaps he has evolved from the need to sleep?  A friend of mine once said that sleep is for the wicked and tired.  

I mean, why sleep when you could throw in a few viewings of various spaghetti westerns starring Clint Eastwood, a made-for-tv Thriller or two starring fading TV stars, and the occasional new release?

Ah the possibilities...

Oh, and while he's away, somebody really should get up to some mischief, like shuffle his movie collection around so he doesn't know where anything is, or fast foward all his video tapes to points in the movie just before a critical moment, so when he hits play, the big twist about 'the brother of the killer really being the cousin of the wife of the first victim and is now plotting revenge' [well maybe not that kind of twist but you get the idea!]

Ah the wonders of the Scott tribute post!

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peter johnson
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2005, 08:22:21 PM »

He'll tire of the Western thing soon, and get into his true cinematic passion:  Mutant Lithuanian Dwarf Porn, of which he is the recognized World Expert --
peter johnson/denny crane
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Menard
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2005, 08:34:01 PM »

I believe Scott mentioned something about getting eyelid removal surgery. They just keep getting in his way when watching so many movies.

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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2005, 02:49:09 PM »

Most of the time whem Scott see a movie and reviews it, I go and rent it. He recommend Blind Beast and Shiver of the Vampires which I have seen recently and probably would have never bothered to see them if not for his reviews. Someone already mentioned it but, I like how he doesn't bash the movie he sees and does not like. He might say this is not for me or when he does bash it, you know its gotta be bad.


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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2005, 03:41:33 PM »

Hey Rich...we're roasting him here. Add a little bit of good natured insulting to what you post about him...he needs it...he's asking for it...C'mon, you know you want to do it. Let him have it. I'm sure at least one movie you rented because of him sucked...let's hear it.
Honestly, Scott seems like a real good guy so you really have to stretch to insult him but if you dig deep down, you'll be able to find something.

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BeyondTheGrave
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2005, 04:20:09 PM »

I guess your right odinn7 but I have a different take on Scott. I believe hes not real but a intelligent being spawned from this very site. No "human" could watch that many badmovies and keep their santiy. Even reviewers like Andrew have to take breaks. The movies he does recommend do have have a great amount of nudity in them leading to believe he studying the the women anatomy, he probably impregnates women thourgh their harddrives thats why theirs a lack of women posting. Thats my theory and I will now be asslimated by the "Scott".


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Menard
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2005, 04:25:22 PM »

I like the way he uses his Scottisms in his reviews just to see if we are paying attention. The way he puts in intentional typos like producted, intentional misspellings like Preditor, and even intentionally uses inappropriate verb usage like scorpions...attacks. Yes, when you see these Scottisms, you can just see him giving you a knowing wink.

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Menard
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2005, 04:28:10 PM »

He's Sane???

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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2005, 11:07:38 AM »

Of course, he is. His release papers from the mental hospital said so. Of course, he could have a relapse at any moment.

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odinn7
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 12:10:20 PM »

Ya know, I was thinking...I wonder if Bill Gates knows that his clone escaped?

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