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« on: March 17, 2001, 01:19:27 PM »

When he's standing up right in deep ocean! See, it explains why the water is always roiling and bubbling around him. Above water, a duck is so calm and placid...while under water his lil. webbed feet are goin' to beat the band! Above water, G is cool and tough...while beneath the waves, his tail and feet are goin' like a son of a bi...male offspring of a female canine...anyway...thats one mystery cleared up...what explainations do you have for these kind of Kaiju Konundrums? Activate!
peter johnson
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2001, 01:34:10 PM »

Gojira is bouyant, of course!  It's because of all the phlogestrom in his system -- the occult gas that powers his firey breath.  It also explains why other monsters can fling him around so easily -- Gojira is actually light for his size!
I bet if he held his breath, he'd actually take off and fly!! --- OOOOH!  Gojira fly now!!  Hey, there's an idea . . .!!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2001, 11:40:01 PM »

I always thought that he used motorized stilts?  Honestly, my head hurts when trying to rationalize stuff like this or Rodan's flying without any wing movement.  (Super-cavitation while in the air?)

Gamera not being completely loopy after spinning through the air at 5400 rpm (the new IDE Gamera spins at 7200 rpm) is pretty interesting too.

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