I don't mean to sound anal about the whole toilet paper thing,
> butt for me it's strictly
..........over the top !
There is no other way.
The paper must dispense from the top !
Yes, for Scott
the whole toilet paper issue is still very much alive.
He has declared that there shall be no end
Let's face it, Scott
has a particular interest in this issue being that he cannot walk down a grocery store isle, shopping for toilet paper, without seeing his name plastered on rolls of toilet paper.
Even though Scott
has more sheets than your average roll, he still feels like the butt
of everyone's jokes.
Even the mention of Scott
supersize cannot alleviate that flushed
feeling he gets when confronted with this very issue.
We must all band together to help Scott
to put this behind
Go to your local store and protest the use of Scott
's name on toilet paper.
Tell them that there are better places where Scott
Like femine pads, for instance.Scott
could become the next Kotex.
Imagine the potential.
Rather than Kotex, women around the world can now have Scott
between their legs.
This could be a new advertising slogan: Take Scott
out from behind you, because a better place has been found for Scott
Won't you help?
Please begin by expressing your support for 'Scott
between the legs' today.
know that you are with him and will do everything you can to make this a reality.
Post Edited (08-30-05 22:32)