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Title: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: RCMerchant on May 18, 2009, 05:12:38 PM What movies that you haven't seen...but feel you MUST before you die? Good , BAD.,or Ugly..don't matter. I was reading the QUEEN KONG thread...and I still haven't seen it!
Here's some I NEED to see.... .QUEEN KONG-Yes...it looks excrutiatingly awful...which is why I need to see it! .SANTOS AND THE BLUE DEMON VS THE MONSTERS-The clips I've seen of this look too cool... .the MISFITS-No...not the punk band...the Clark Gable/Marilyn Monroe flik....I dunno why...I'm just intriged... .STREET TRASH-Jim VanBebbers street gang film...heard lotsa good things about it. .VOODO BLACK EXORCIST-I dunno why...just gotta. .DAWN of the MUMMY-the gory mummy movie. I'll think of more....but for now....that's a sample. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qP7Q-P8xM Dam...I wanna see this! :hot: Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Kester Pelagius on May 18, 2009, 06:18:04 PM VOODO BLACK EXORCIST - Is one of those so bad it's good kinda flicks. Get it. Plan a movie night around it. Watch it with friends. :thumbup:
DAWN OF THE MUMMY - That must be one helluva trailer cuz this movie blows rancid globular chunks. Just for you. . (http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6634/dom01.jpg) So these people break into this tomb and there's a lot of inane dialogue and, shhhh, then these hippy dippy photographer types and their models show up. . (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9274/dom02.jpg) And we get some really great shots of their lighting equipment (I am not kidding, we keep getting repeat shots of these lights FOR NO EFFING REASON!). . (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2741/dom03.jpg) And, after about a zillion years, stuff finally starts to happen. . (http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/682/dom04.jpg) The movie is very bad, tedious, and barely qualifies as horror. If you're looking for gore this will disappoint. If you're looking for junk yard dog bad DAWN will satisfy. As will THE MUMMY LIVES. Both are fairly tedious, in their own way, and may be worth renting together. Just, you know, have some sort of mind numbing agent handy. Perhaps a nice herbal tea. :wink: Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: RCMerchant on May 18, 2009, 06:27:40 PM I'll take yer word for it on DAWN of the MUMMY. Iv'e happened upon films that were supposed to be kick-ass...yet I found them wanting (the GODFATHER,for example...I tried watching it many times...always fall asleep.)
Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: InformationGeek on May 18, 2009, 06:47:02 PM Well here's a quite run down of 5 for each catergory.
Good: The Dark Knight, Animal Farm (Animated Verison), Twice Upon A Time, The Blob, and Dick Tracey Bad: Troll, Eight Legged Freaks, Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure, Cool World, and Kingdom of the Spiders Ugly: Jaws 4, Monster A Go Go, Street Fighter, Beware! The Blob, and Titantic: The Legend Goes On Mostly the ugly list are movies you should see just to believe that they actually exist. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Kester Pelagius on May 18, 2009, 06:54:49 PM I expanded my reply to include screen caps. Apologies for the quality. This is only available through Madacy SFAIK.
There is a way you can get DAWN OF THE MUMMY, relatively cheap. Go to Best Buy. Look in their box set section. Look specifically for their Madacy tins. Look for their "SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE'S THE LOST WORLD COLLECTOR'S EDITION"* this contains DOTM as a bonus movie. It's the EXACT same disc as was in their original single disc release. That said a few of the movies *I* would like to see sometime before I die include. . TWINS OF EVIL VAMPIRE CIRCUS LAKE OF DRACULA SPERMULA CALIGULA: THE UNTOLD STORY (uncut WS) CALIGULA'S SLAVES - it probably sucks but, well, in for one Caligula movie might as well see them all! MESSALINA, MESSALINA (uncut) FANTASTIC FOUR (Corman version) Not sure which of those are good, most are probably bad, and I imagine the cast of the Caligula one's are pretty ugly. :wink: (*) Great family friendly version starring John Rhys-Davies and Eric McCormack. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: RCMerchant on May 18, 2009, 07:12:09 PM Well here's a quite run down of 5 for each catergory. Good: The Dark Knight, Animal Farm (Animated Verison), Twice Upon A Time, The Blob, and Dick Tracey Bad: Troll, Eight Legged Freaks, Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure, Cool World, and Kingdom of the Spiders Ugly: Jaws 4, Monster A Go Go, Street Fighter, Beware! The Blob, and Titantic: The Legend Goes On Mostly the ugly list are movies you should see just to believe that they actually exist. Get a bucket of fried chicken,set yer TV out on the back porch on a table,and invite some freinds over. Watch MONSTER A GO-GO! Worth it. :cheers: I expanded my reply to include screen caps. Apologies for the quality. This is only available through Madacy SFAIK. There is a way you can get DAWN OF THE MUMMY, relatively cheap. Go to Best Buy. Look in their box set section. Look specifically for their Madacy tins. Look for their "SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE'S THE LOST WORLD COLLECTOR'S EDITION"* this contains DOTM as a bonus movie. It's the EXACT same disc as was in their original single disc release. That said a few of the movies *I* would like to see sometime before I die include. . TWINS OF EVIL VAMPIRE CIRCUS LAKE OF DRACULA SPERMULA CALIGULA: THE UNTOLD STORY (uncut WS) CALIGULA'S SLAVES - it probably sucks but, well, in for one Caligula movie might as well see them all! MESSALINA, MESSALINA (uncut) FANTASTIC FOUR (Corman version) Not sure which of those are good, most are probably bad, and I imagine the cast of the Caligula one's are pretty ugly. :wink: (*) Great family friendly version starring John Rhys-Davies and Eric McCormack. I too...would love to see TWINS OF EVIL...and VAMPIRE CIRCUS. Lesbian vampires? Vampire cat girls? I'm there,man! I'm very curious about the FF Corman film too...I know the CAPTAIN AMERICA with the Red Skull flik was fun in a chezzy-serial way. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Raffine on May 18, 2009, 11:06:50 PM SHIP OF MONSTERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRnKu4FEr0 Quote VAMPIRE CIRCUS This Hammer flick always sounded very intriguing. Vampires? A circus? What else could you want? Quote Lesbian vampires? Vampire cat girls? Oh, yeah! Also CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER. I think it's out on DVD but I've never managed to see it. And, now thanks to Andrew's glowing review: WINTERBEAST. And ATTACK OF THE SUPERMONSTERS, the one where the Styracosaurus calls the tank a "stupid toy". I probably should see SURGIKILL and THE WEIRDO so I can be an Andy Milligan completist. There's a bunch of Polonia Brothers movies I haven't seen, but I'm saving them for my next life. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Javakoala on May 19, 2009, 06:04:18 AM I probably should see SURGIKILL and THE WEIRDO so I can be an Andy Milligan completist. There's a bunch of Polonia Brothers movies I haven't seen, but I'm saving them for my next life. To save your sanity, this is probably the best choice you could make concerning the Polonia Brothers. I don't have any that I MUST see before I die. Hell, I run across titles all the time that get me giggly like a school girl and then I forget them five minutes later. You know, I think it might be caused by...OOH, a SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Jack on May 19, 2009, 06:49:21 AM I've bought so many movies that looked sooooo good only turn them off halfway through. It's kind of killed my "Gotta see it before I die" ambition. Some I would like to see though:
Private School - some '80s sex comedy with Phoebe Cates and Betsy Russell. I vaguely remember seeing a movie many years ago, and I think this is it. Anyhow, it looks babe-a-liscious. Battlespace / Recon 2020 - a couple of movies that look like great cheesy fun. Halfway House - Some total cheese fest with Janet Tracy Keijser. I really should buy this one now. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Skull on May 19, 2009, 07:19:53 AM Dawn of the Mummy is on Netflix but the movie is rated PG-13 (No kidding) the trailer looks like its miles away from PG-13... :)
Boogeyman (1980) ~ A good movie that actually put Halloween, The Exorcist and Amityville Horror and mixed it in a blender. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZPf21u-YE Boogeyman II (1983) ~ Because you get about 40 minutes of flashbacks from the first Boogeyman... Return of the Boogeyman (1994) (V) ~ You get 80% flashbacks from the first Boogeyman and narration telling us what we're seeing. I think any bad movie fan will feel complete all after they see the radio droped in the tub for the 5th time and again, again, again, etc.... :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Bloodsuckers (1997) ~ OMG!!! They actually made a Boogeyman 4 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Its Boogeyman with vampire (This I havent seen and feel like I need to check this one out!!!) Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: The Burgomaster on May 19, 2009, 09:43:32 AM I rented DAWN OF THE MUMMY back in the old VHS days. I was disappointed.
Here are a few I would love to see: * LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE MONSTERS * Corman's FANTASTIC FOUR (the whole movie was on YouTube a year or so ago, but I only watched a few minutes of it) * DR. JEKYLL AND THE WOLFMAN * THE EXECUTIONER (aka MASSACRE MAFIA STYLE) * DR. JEKYLL'S DUNGEON OF DEATH * MARK OF THE DEVIL II * BLOOD AND LACE (not to be confused with BLOOD AND BLACK LACE) Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Rev. Powell on May 19, 2009, 12:11:18 PM Private School - some '80s sex comedy with Phoebe Cates and Betsy Russell. I vaguely remember seeing a movie many years ago, and I think this is it. Anyhow, it looks babe-a-liscious. You will enjoy this. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Rev. Powell on May 19, 2009, 12:17:27 PM A few that come to mind off the top of my head:
ROBOT MONSTER (I know, I know) SANTA CLAUS (Gordon K. Murray) DEAFULA (the only all-sign language vampire film) THE WILD BUNCH GREY GARDENS (original documentary) YOJIMBO THE BIG LEBOWSKI LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD ...so many more... it hurts just to think about it. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Kester Pelagius on May 19, 2009, 01:09:55 PM * MARK OF THE DEVIL II Totally forgot about that one. Has it even made it to DVD anywhere? Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: RCMerchant on May 19, 2009, 04:34:03 PM I rented DAWN OF THE MUMMY back in the old VHS days. I was disappointed. Here are a few I would love to see: * THE EXECUTIONER (aka MASSACRE MAFIA STYLE) * DR. JEKYLL'S DUNGEON OF DEATH I have a vhs copy of The EXECUTIONER...a GREAT movie! And it stars Duke (the Dean Martin type in BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA) Mitchell! Ultra violent! DR.JEKYLL's DUNGEON of DEATH! I read about that in the Psychotronic Video Guide....I wanna see that to! Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Allhallowsday on May 22, 2009, 09:16:18 PM What movies that you haven't seen...but feel you MUST before you die? Good , BAD.,or Ugly..don't matter. I was reading the QUEEN KONG thread...and I still haven't seen it! THE MISFITS is a wonderful film. Here's some I NEED to see.... .QUEEN KONG-Yes...it looks excrutiatingly awful...which is why I need to see it! .SANTOS AND THE BLUE DEMON VS THE MONSTERS-The clips I've seen of this look too cool... .the MISFITS-No...not the punk band...the Clark Gable/Marilyn Monroe flik....I dunno why...I'm just intriged... ... I'll think of more....but for now....that's a sample. Currently on my mind ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO (1964) part of which I watched late one night on TCM. BELA, you forgot FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL! Wow. The naughty filter must be on; I didn't add all those asterisks. Have yet to see: SALO O LE 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA (1975 aka Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom) Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2009, 06:53:08 AM What movies that you haven't seen...but feel you MUST before you die? Good , BAD.,or Ugly..don't matter. I was reading the QUEEN KONG thread...and I still haven't seen it! THE MISFITS is a wonderful film. Here's some I NEED to see.... .QUEEN KONG-Yes...it looks excrutiatingly awful...which is why I need to see it! .SANTOS AND THE BLUE DEMON VS THE MONSTERS-The clips I've seen of this look too cool... .the MISFITS-No...not the punk band...the Clark Gable/Marilyn Monroe flik....I dunno why...I'm just intriged... ... I'll think of more....but for now....that's a sample. Currently on my mind ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO (1964) part of which I watched late one night on TCM. BELA, you forgot FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL! Wow. The naughty filter must be on; I didn't add all those asterisks. Have yet to see: SALO O LE 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA (1975 aka Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom) Yikes! Definitly wanna see p***y CAT!!! :thumbup: I almost seen it....I had set the 'remind' button on my tv....and woke up to see the end credits roll! :bluesad: As for SALO....ehhh-I dunno...I've heard it's quite gruesome. :buggedout: Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Javakoala on May 23, 2009, 05:22:12 PM Yikes! Definitly wanna see p***y CAT!!! :thumbup: I almost seen it....I had set the 'remind' button on my tv....and woke up to see the end credits roll! :bluesad: As for SALO....ehhh-I dunno...I've heard it's quite gruesome. :buggedout: "Salo" is...rough. I can buy the whole art angle and I can see subtext in the film, but taken at face value...I'd almost rather do just about anything else than watch it again. The whole movie belongs in the "I could have lived without seeing that" topic. Title: Re: Movies you MUST see before you die! Post by: Amanda on May 25, 2009, 10:07:01 PM Well here's a quite run down of 5 for each catergory. Good: The Dark Knight, Animal Farm (Animated Verison), Twice Upon A Time, The Blob, and Dick Tracey Bad: Troll, Eight Legged Freaks, Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure, Cool World, and Kingdom of the Spiders Ugly: Jaws 4, Monster A Go Go, Street Fighter, Beware! The Blob, and Titantic: The Legend Goes On Mostly the ugly list are movies you should see just to believe that they actually exist. Ok, this is NOT something you must see before you die, but Street Fighter triggered a memory...have you seen the previews for the new Street Fighter? With Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li and Neal McDonough as M. Bison? I suppose this would fit more into the WTF moments... |