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Title: Orange Split
Post by: hellbilly on September 18, 2009, 01:40:25 PM
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lucy-picture-16.png)

"Even as a teen Paris Hilton tried her best to attract guys"


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 18, 2009, 07:33:02 PM
Guys were initially attracted to Kendra because of her flexibility, but then always freaked out when they discovered her leg ended in a hand instead of a foot.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Doggett on September 18, 2009, 08:22:46 PM
Attention seekers...don't you just hate 'em.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
*Look where the heel is on her standing leg!  :question:


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Mr. DS on September 19, 2009, 12:50:16 PM
The term "easy access" now has a spokeswoman.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2009, 12:56:17 PM
OJ - Bending the truth since 1995...


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Nukie 2 on September 20, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
Wanna bet I can do it with a curly straw?


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: sprite75 on September 20, 2009, 08:51:26 PM
All over America, people with back problems felt the pain in their backs get worse just looking at this picture.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 22, 2009, 04:10:48 PM
"I can fill this glass from here."



Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: AndyC on September 24, 2009, 10:43:15 PM
She needs the vitamin C to build up some cartilage.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: retrorussell on September 27, 2009, 06:16:39 AM
Oh God no.. I'm stuck, and I really have to poop!!!


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 06:28:23 PM
Lady: You know,there are times I am too flexible. I've killed 2 men during sex while Climaxing.


Title: Re: Orange Split
Post by: Pennywise on October 26, 2009, 07:31:06 PM
Man, astronaut tests are tough! And on top of that you have to drink nothing but Tang afterwards.