(mine that I HATE a lot)
Boa
The Audition
Chaos
Horror Rises From the Tomb
Oasis of the Zombies
Reptilian
(all that I can think of now)
the only one that comes to mind right now is "Carnage" by Andy Milligan...and I'm a Milligan fan.
The latest that I couldn't sit through was black voodoo exorcist, usually I make it back to try again eventually though
Satan's Storybook! When ever it comes up about really bad movies I always have to warn about this one. I thank the maker for the meds after having to sit through just half of this.
Zardoz (only movie I ever walked out on)
It's Alive (the Larry Buchanan one) -- whenever we watch this, we HAVE to fast-forward all through the housekeeper's endless flashback!
I have trouble with some of Herschel Gordon Lewis' less notable films...oh yeah, and ZEDER [aka REVENGE OF THE DEAD.] That was such a waste of time.
Maniac.
I have said this before and I'll say it again:
CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
(Although, I HAVE sat through it, but I don't recommend it to anyone else!)
Boring, boring, boring in a bad, bad, bad way!
It is on a double feature DVD with CARNIVAL OF BLOOD (which is also bad, but HEADLESS HORSEMAN is worse).
I think the only one I've really ever given up on was "Ghost In The Machine" and that's because it was due back to the store so I *had* to watch it late on a light when I was really tired and I found most of the characters and situations pretty annoying so I just gave up, it was like a very contrived made-for-TV movie.
Terror Train - with Ben Johnson and Jamie Lee Curtis
The Terror of Tinytown - With a cast of hundreds of "Little People"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
what a coincidence, just yesterday I tried watching 3 B-Movies I could not bare to sit through. I got them in a DVD 3-pack at FYE, they were cheap ($16)
Pieces, it's okay after this one scene where a kid kills his mom, hten it later gets boring. Had an intersting concpet of a kid tyring to make a jigsaw puzzle out of real human "pieces" but was not executed right.
The Demon, horrible, horrible movie, hardly any gore that it promised, it basically just shows people talking....that's about it.
Creature, Alien Rip off, I felt the movie was filmed in one tiny dark room, you couldn't make out what was going on and lots of boring silly scif-fi mumbo jumbo
yeah, and the Return of the Killer Tomatoes and The Crawlers.
Event horizon
Soldier
Resident evil
The incredibly strange creatures who stopped breathing.....
the touch of satan
Ecks V.s Sever
the Giant spider invasion
the girl in golden boots
and anything joel Schumacher, Michael Bay do.
Dunners, you have pretty weak tolerance for badness
Somehow, I've never made it all the way through Death Curse of Tartu, and I've tried more than once. I think it's that looooong scene of a snake slithering to a looped generic Indian war chant-- It just wears me out in the first half hour.
Also, it's not really the same thing, but the one and only time I tried watching Batman and Robin, a circuit blew, causing the TV and DVD player to shut down about three quarters of the way through. I took it as a sign, and have never watched the rest.
naw I'm just picky.:)....and I havent seen enough poo to be a real badmovie fan yet :P still "TISCWSBABMUZ" was GOD aweful :(
My friends and I have a personal rule that we never shut off a movie, no matter how bad it is. Accidentally slipping into slumber is the only way to avoid crap for us, no lying down and closing your eyes and trying, either.
The last movie that I myself shut off while watching a lone was Open Your Eyes, the original Spanish version of Vanilla Sky. Holy s**t is that movie boring. If I hadn't paid $6.50 to see it, I'd probably have turned off The Hulk too. Ang Lee needs to be punished for everything he's ever made us sit through.
Brother R
Oh god were should I begin.
Leprachan in space and Leprachan in the hood.Oh god these movies have tramatised me for life.
Arachnid
Bubble Boy
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.This is the only Kevin Smith movie that I hate, and I mean I hate this movie.
Kung Pow Enter the fist.Thank god I was high while watching this
Freddy Got Fingered.Can some one please kill Tom Green.I hate this guy with a passion.
The 9th gate.The movie I have dubbed "The movie which nothing happenes"Who ever thought that a suspense movie about a book collector was a good idea needs to have his balls tied to a raging bull and dragged trough broken glass.
But the worst movie I have ever in my life seen has to go to Me Myself And Irene.I hated this movie it was one of the dumbest and most idiotic things I have ever seen in my life.
"Abre los ojos" may be an overrated film, but I didn't find it boring for a second. The american version, "Vanilla Sky" was plain unbearable, though.
About the only movie I shut off was Air America, totally gawdawful. The only other movie that got shut off was Striptease -- basically my friends (husband and wife) & I just wanted to check out Demi's boob job. We all agreed that it was a waste of money (both the job & video rental), but I would have sat through the rest of the movie.
I've sat through tons of stuff but here's a couple I wouldn't want to ever again:
Creature from the haunted sea
Hobgoblins
Edge of Sanity
Zombie Bloodbath (shot on video garbage)
I liked horror rises from the tomb though.
The Pest - Worst. Movie. Ever.
The Mothman Prophecies
Ankle Biters (about midget vampires... should be in your nearest video store right now, it's kinda new. Luckily I was drunk and was able to pass out/fall asleep)
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (I actually got dragged to a theater to see this... AWFUL!)
Bulletproof Monk: (see Ecks vs. Sever)
Alien 3: I don't think I've ever watched this all the way through in one sitting...
Um... Resident Evil wasn't that bad (I actually liked it cuz I love the games) and Event Horizon was pretty good too.
Oh yeah, add to the list:
One Dark Night (the description on the back of the box is WAY more exciting than the movie)
Poor White Trash 2: Never saw the first one...
Invasion For Flesh and Blood
I'm with Brother Ragnarock though... no matter how bad a movie is, I've never actually cut it off (slipping out of consciousness is allowed though, as he said). I would never EVER watch these movies again though.
Actually... let me kinda take that back. I got dragged in to see "Daddy Daycare" with some friends. I tried to warn them. It looked like garbage from the previews. I said "Let's see something else... even "Malibu's Most Wanted" will probably be better." But they said, "But it's Eddie Murphy! It's gotta be pretty good!" We left after a while and snuck in to watch Matrix Reloaded instead (not much better when you think about it... but still).
But never have I stopped a tape.
I am also part of the "always watch the entire movie no matter how bad it is" club. I might need to watch the movie in pieces (say, 30 minutes at a time until I get to the end), but I always make it to the end (eventually).
My current quest is ASYLUM OF SATAN. It isn't especially terrible or boring or anything (I mean, it IS BAD . . . but it is not UNUSUALLY bad). I have seen the first 15 minutes of it twice, but haven't made it beyond that point. The problem is, both times I started watching it really late at night & I got tired.
Hopefully, I'll get through it the 3rd time around.
ok, now that I remembered a bunch poop...
bleeders
cliffhanger
jaws: the revenge
peter benchlys the creature
cube 2
the horrors of spider island comes close
hobgoblins is good for a laugh, but can get on yer newves really easily
under seige 2
rush hour 2
halloween 2
hellraiser
hellraiser 2
friday the 13 part 8
friday the 13 jason goes to hell
friday the 13 part 5
the necrinomicon
national lampoons european vacation
how high
'The Terror" with Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson. The lighting is so bad i can hardly see it and the audio is so bad i can hardly hear it!
"Carnivore" I watched about 20 minutes and decided there must be better ways for me to enjoy my day off.
"Abbott and Costello go to mars" i think that was the name.
"Exorcist 2" bo-ring.
"Battle for the planet of the apes" a real snoozer.
"Blue sunshine" another snoozer.
I've watched ASYLUM OF SATAN all the way through one time, and I gotta say, you aren't missing much.
BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT
i can't even figure out what it's about...and i'm serious.
I turned off Liquid Sky after about 15 minutes and I've still never seen all of The Hunger.
>what a coincidence, just yesterday I tried watching 3 B-Movies I could not bare to
>sit through. I got them in a DVD 3-pack at FYE, they were cheap ($16)
If you ever get the urge to get rid of them, I'll be happy to take them. I don't have a DVD player yet, but I hope to in the not to distant future. I love Creature.
Ninja Wars!
City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell (if I see that gut puking scene one more time I'm gonna puke up mine)
Rawhead Rex
Parents!
Anything with Michael Dudikoff , Don the Dragon Wilson, Steven Segall, and Van Dam(Except Bloodsport)
I know Andrew won't like me for this, but Forbidden Zone just p**ses me off!
The carnival tent set up footage from She Freak.
The new version of "Rollerball".
AHHHHHH!!!
After about 45 minutes I shut it off, ejected the tape and went back down to the video store and lied to the clerk that the tape was messed up so I could rent something else.
The only one I had to switch off was "I Eat Your Skin" and for some reason I could barly sit through all of "Children of the Living Dead"
-the first rule of fat club-
Carnivore made me question the meaning of life. Then I realized it was to sit through stuff like this, talk about depressing.
Nick
I attempted to sit through the sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show movie, "Shock Treatment". I never made it past the credits.
I just want to add any Billy Blanks, and Sony Chiba movie. They are both in the same league as Don the Dragon Wilson.
Any latter-day Mel Brooks movie. Something happened to him after High Anxiety.
(Though I saw The Producers on Broadway and it lived up to all the hype and then some.)
Planet 9 from Outer Space..ya gotta see it to believe it.
Some of these are my favorite movies. Plan 9 and I eat your skin to start with.
Worm Eaters. Anyone want to trade a movie for it.
Just remembered a few more stinkers:
The Dead Hate The Living
Firestarter 2
Invincible (REALLY BAD... I had to force myself to watch it)
Where can I find Plan 9 from Outer Space? It seems to be THE legendary B movie...