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Title: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: I luv dolma on July 31, 2003, 02:50:54 AM (mine that I HATE a lot)
Boa The Audition Chaos Horror Rises From the Tomb Oasis of the Zombies Reptilian (all that I can think of now) Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: brawl67 on July 31, 2003, 04:18:45 AM the only one that comes to mind right now is "Carnage" by Andy Milligan...and I'm a Milligan fan.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Brian Ringler on July 31, 2003, 07:18:05 AM The latest that I couldn't sit through was black voodoo exorcist, usually I make it back to try again eventually though
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: ErikJ on July 31, 2003, 07:45:20 AM Satan's Storybook! When ever it comes up about really bad movies I always have to warn about this one. I thank the maker for the meds after having to sit through just half of this.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Bernie on July 31, 2003, 10:21:28 AM Zardoz (only movie I ever walked out on)
It's Alive (the Larry Buchanan one) -- whenever we watch this, we HAVE to fast-forward all through the housekeeper's endless flashback! Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: jmc on July 31, 2003, 10:32:21 AM I have trouble with some of Herschel Gordon Lewis' less notable films...oh yeah, and ZEDER [aka REVENGE OF THE DEAD.] That was such a waste of time.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Neville on July 31, 2003, 10:33:34 AM Maniac.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: The Burgomaster on July 31, 2003, 12:42:58 PM I have said this before and I'll say it again:
CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (Although, I HAVE sat through it, but I don't recommend it to anyone else!) Boring, boring, boring in a bad, bad, bad way! It is on a double feature DVD with CARNIVAL OF BLOOD (which is also bad, but HEADLESS HORSEMAN is worse). Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Fearless Freep on July 31, 2003, 01:05:10 PM I think the only one I've really ever given up on was "Ghost In The Machine" and that's because it was due back to the store so I *had* to watch it late on a light when I was really tired and I found most of the characters and situations pretty annoying so I just gave up, it was like a very contrived made-for-TV movie.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Tranquil Featherman on July 31, 2003, 04:09:02 PM Terror Train - with Ben Johnson and Jamie Lee Curtis
The Terror of Tinytown - With a cast of hundreds of "Little People" Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: superdude on July 31, 2003, 05:48:49 PM what a coincidence, just yesterday I tried watching 3 B-Movies I could not bare to sit through. I got them in a DVD 3-pack at FYE, they were cheap ($16)
Pieces, it's okay after this one scene where a kid kills his mom, hten it later gets boring. Had an intersting concpet of a kid tyring to make a jigsaw puzzle out of real human "pieces" but was not executed right. The Demon, horrible, horrible movie, hardly any gore that it promised, it basically just shows people talking....that's about it. Creature, Alien Rip off, I felt the movie was filmed in one tiny dark room, you couldn't make out what was going on and lots of boring silly scif-fi mumbo jumbo Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: I luv dolma on July 31, 2003, 07:06:30 PM yeah, and the Return of the Killer Tomatoes and The Crawlers.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Dunners on July 31, 2003, 07:45:04 PM Event horizon
Soldier Resident evil The incredibly strange creatures who stopped breathing..... the touch of satan Ecks V.s Sever the Giant spider invasion the girl in golden boots and anything joel Schumacher, Michael Bay do. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Fearless Freep on July 31, 2003, 10:21:47 PM Dunners, you have pretty weak tolerance for badness
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Vermin Boy on July 31, 2003, 11:27:19 PM Somehow, I've never made it all the way through Death Curse of Tartu, and I've tried more than once. I think it's that looooong scene of a snake slithering to a looped generic Indian war chant-- It just wears me out in the first half hour.
Also, it's not really the same thing, but the one and only time I tried watching Batman and Robin, a circuit blew, causing the TV and DVD player to shut down about three quarters of the way through. I took it as a sign, and have never watched the rest. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Dunners on August 01, 2003, 12:21:17 AM naw I'm just picky.:)....and I havent seen enough poo to be a real badmovie fan yet :P still "TISCWSBABMUZ" was GOD aweful :(
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Brother Ragnarok on August 01, 2003, 12:31:23 AM My friends and I have a personal rule that we never shut off a movie, no matter how bad it is. Accidentally slipping into slumber is the only way to avoid crap for us, no lying down and closing your eyes and trying, either.
The last movie that I myself shut off while watching a lone was Open Your Eyes, the original Spanish version of Vanilla Sky. Holy s**t is that movie boring. If I hadn't paid $6.50 to see it, I'd probably have turned off The Hulk too. Ang Lee needs to be punished for everything he's ever made us sit through. Brother R Title: God were do i begin Post by: wickednick on August 01, 2003, 12:44:38 AM Oh god were should I begin.
Leprachan in space and Leprachan in the hood.Oh god these movies have tramatised me for life. Arachnid Bubble Boy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.This is the only Kevin Smith movie that I hate, and I mean I hate this movie. Kung Pow Enter the fist.Thank god I was high while watching this Freddy Got Fingered.Can some one please kill Tom Green.I hate this guy with a passion. The 9th gate.The movie I have dubbed "The movie which nothing happenes"Who ever thought that a suspense movie about a book collector was a good idea needs to have his balls tied to a raging bull and dragged trough broken glass. But the worst movie I have ever in my life seen has to go to Me Myself And Irene.I hated this movie it was one of the dumbest and most idiotic things I have ever seen in my life. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Neville on August 01, 2003, 09:20:39 AM "Abre los ojos" may be an overrated film, but I didn't find it boring for a second. The american version, "Vanilla Sky" was plain unbearable, though.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: raj on August 01, 2003, 09:36:48 AM About the only movie I shut off was Air America, totally gawdawful. The only other movie that got shut off was Striptease -- basically my friends (husband and wife) & I just wanted to check out Demi's boob job. We all agreed that it was a waste of money (both the job & video rental), but I would have sat through the rest of the movie.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: StatCat on August 01, 2003, 09:58:10 AM I've sat through tons of stuff but here's a couple I wouldn't want to ever again:
Creature from the haunted sea Hobgoblins Edge of Sanity Zombie Bloodbath (shot on video garbage) I liked horror rises from the tomb though. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Kirk on August 01, 2003, 12:58:22 PM The Pest - Worst. Movie. Ever.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: JackFlack on August 01, 2003, 03:09:06 PM The Mothman Prophecies
Ankle Biters (about midget vampires... should be in your nearest video store right now, it's kinda new. Luckily I was drunk and was able to pass out/fall asleep) Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (I actually got dragged to a theater to see this... AWFUL!) Bulletproof Monk: (see Ecks vs. Sever) Alien 3: I don't think I've ever watched this all the way through in one sitting... Um... Resident Evil wasn't that bad (I actually liked it cuz I love the games) and Event Horizon was pretty good too. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: JackFlack on August 01, 2003, 03:16:24 PM Oh yeah, add to the list:
One Dark Night (the description on the back of the box is WAY more exciting than the movie) Poor White Trash 2: Never saw the first one... Invasion For Flesh and Blood I'm with Brother Ragnarock though... no matter how bad a movie is, I've never actually cut it off (slipping out of consciousness is allowed though, as he said). I would never EVER watch these movies again though. Actually... let me kinda take that back. I got dragged in to see "Daddy Daycare" with some friends. I tried to warn them. It looked like garbage from the previews. I said "Let's see something else... even "Malibu's Most Wanted" will probably be better." But they said, "But it's Eddie Murphy! It's gotta be pretty good!" We left after a while and snuck in to watch Matrix Reloaded instead (not much better when you think about it... but still). But never have I stopped a tape. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: The Burgomaster on August 01, 2003, 03:50:18 PM I am also part of the "always watch the entire movie no matter how bad it is" club. I might need to watch the movie in pieces (say, 30 minutes at a time until I get to the end), but I always make it to the end (eventually).
My current quest is ASYLUM OF SATAN. It isn't especially terrible or boring or anything (I mean, it IS BAD . . . but it is not UNUSUALLY bad). I have seen the first 15 minutes of it twice, but haven't made it beyond that point. The problem is, both times I started watching it really late at night & I got tired. Hopefully, I'll get through it the 3rd time around. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Dunners on August 01, 2003, 04:25:20 PM ok, now that I remembered a bunch poop...
bleeders cliffhanger jaws: the revenge peter benchlys the creature cube 2 the horrors of spider island comes close hobgoblins is good for a laugh, but can get on yer newves really easily under seige 2 rush hour 2 halloween 2 hellraiser hellraiser 2 friday the 13 part 8 friday the 13 jason goes to hell friday the 13 part 5 the necrinomicon national lampoons european vacation how high Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: nemo38 on August 01, 2003, 09:53:00 PM 'The Terror" with Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson. The lighting is so bad i can hardly see it and the audio is so bad i can hardly hear it!
"Carnivore" I watched about 20 minutes and decided there must be better ways for me to enjoy my day off. "Abbott and Costello go to mars" i think that was the name. "Exorcist 2" bo-ring. "Battle for the planet of the apes" a real snoozer. "Blue sunshine" another snoozer. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: jmc on August 01, 2003, 11:58:07 PM I've watched ASYLUM OF SATAN all the way through one time, and I gotta say, you aren't missing much.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: mr. henry on August 02, 2003, 02:43:47 PM BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT
i can't even figure out what it's about...and i'm serious. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: JohnL on August 03, 2003, 09:07:36 AM I turned off Liquid Sky after about 15 minutes and I've still never seen all of The Hunger.
>what a coincidence, just yesterday I tried watching 3 B-Movies I could not bare to >sit through. I got them in a DVD 3-pack at FYE, they were cheap ($16) If you ever get the urge to get rid of them, I'll be happy to take them. I don't have a DVD player yet, but I hope to in the not to distant future. I love Creature. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: SplitDog on August 05, 2003, 01:08:44 PM Ninja Wars!
City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell (if I see that gut puking scene one more time I'm gonna puke up mine) Rawhead Rex Parents! Anything with Michael Dudikoff , Don the Dragon Wilson, Steven Segall, and Van Dam(Except Bloodsport) I know Andrew won't like me for this, but Forbidden Zone just p**ses me off! Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: lester1/2jr on August 05, 2003, 01:31:02 PM The carnival tent set up footage from She Freak.
Title: Rollerball (new version) Post by: Ash on August 05, 2003, 01:36:07 PM The new version of "Rollerball".
AHHHHHH!!! After about 45 minutes I shut it off, ejected the tape and went back down to the video store and lied to the clerk that the tape was messed up so I could rent something else. Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Dave:Blackeye15 on August 05, 2003, 01:53:39 PM The only one I had to switch off was "I Eat Your Skin" and for some reason I could barly sit through all of "Children of the Living Dead"
-the first rule of fat club- Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Dolph Lundgren on August 05, 2003, 03:02:03 PM Carnivore made me question the meaning of life. Then I realized it was to sit through stuff like this, talk about depressing.
Nick Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Neon Noodle on August 05, 2003, 09:48:35 PM I attempted to sit through the sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show movie, "Shock Treatment". I never made it past the credits.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: SplitDog on August 05, 2003, 10:42:32 PM I just want to add any Billy Blanks, and Sony Chiba movie. They are both in the same league as Don the Dragon Wilson.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Bernie on August 06, 2003, 10:36:25 AM Any latter-day Mel Brooks movie. Something happened to him after High Anxiety.
(Though I saw The Producers on Broadway and it lived up to all the hype and then some.) Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Ellie on August 06, 2003, 12:23:09 PM Planet 9 from Outer Space..ya gotta see it to believe it.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: lester1/2jr on August 06, 2003, 06:18:06 PM Some of these are my favorite movies. Plan 9 and I eat your skin to start with.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: Scott on August 06, 2003, 06:49:01 PM Worm Eaters. Anyone want to trade a movie for it.
Title: Re: B movies you cannot even sit through. Post by: JackFlack on August 07, 2003, 04:29:46 PM Just remembered a few more stinkers:
The Dead Hate The Living Firestarter 2 Invincible (REALLY BAD... I had to force myself to watch it) Where can I find Plan 9 from Outer Space? It seems to be THE legendary B movie... |