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Title: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: indianasmith on August 16, 2011, 12:12:59 AM This evening I informed my spouse that I would be "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl" before going to town. Said comment was met with a blank stare (she saw ZOMBIELAND, but forgot its use in that film, apparently). Since we humans perpetually invent colorful terms to describe our biological functions, I wonder . . . just how many colorful synonyms for defecation there actually are? Let's rule out "poop' and the S-word for starters. Here are just a few:
Downloading a pile Discharging Ballast Giving Birth to a Democrat/Republican (depends on your political leanings) Depositing a Political Promise Taking a (insert name of unpopular co-worker) Releasing the Brown Trout Launching a Septic Python So what have you guys got? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: claws on August 16, 2011, 12:17:05 AM Floating a biscuit :smile:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Sleepyskull on August 16, 2011, 12:44:38 AM Punching slugs
(un)Loading some barrels Boiling Brownies s**tzkrieg (For particularly violent loads) I created this phrase for urinating, but it could be modified: Driving the golden van down to sunshine land, via the porcelain highway. Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Trevor on August 16, 2011, 01:07:54 AM My Dad always said "I'm just going to talk to......" and then he would insert the name of a certain hated politician. :wink:
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Mofo Rising on August 16, 2011, 01:41:01 AM Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: RCMerchant on August 16, 2011, 04:33:29 AM Corn planting.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Derf on August 16, 2011, 07:14:39 AM Going to see a man about a dog.
Going to spend some quality time on the throne. Roosting. Pinching a loaf. Making stinky. Hershey squirts (diarrhea). Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Mr. DS on August 16, 2011, 07:21:49 AM Leaving a toilet turnip
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Trevor on August 16, 2011, 07:25:39 AM In Afrikaans, you would say:
"Ek gaan na die kleinhuisie toe" [I'm going to the small house] "Ek gaan gou my belasting betaal" [I'm off to pay my income tax] And the most blatant: "Ek gaan kak." [I'm going to s***] :buggedout: Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: El Misfit on August 16, 2011, 07:34:05 AM Releasing the logs.
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: The Burgomaster on August 16, 2011, 08:16:15 AM * Squeezing one out
* Bombing submarines * Schedule K (this was from my days in public accounting . . . a Schedule K item on a tax return is income or expense that is passed through to the owners of the company . . . thus, a "pass through") Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: LilCerberus on August 16, 2011, 11:21:19 AM Stop to Drop A Plug
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Psycho Circus on August 16, 2011, 01:54:02 PM Bomb the porcelain sea
Freeing my hostages Code Brown Letting the toilet know who's boss Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: bob on August 16, 2011, 03:29:36 PM Hit the Steinbrenner, before he passed away
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: Psycho Circus on August 16, 2011, 03:32:27 PM Sharing the loaf
Title: Re: How many synonyms for the Old Number Two? Post by: The Burgomaster on August 16, 2011, 04:09:08 PM In Brazil they say "fazer coco." Translation: "To make coconuts."
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