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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=doggett (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=doggett)


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Have fun !!!



And...

(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss227/Agtdoggett/tshirt.jpg?t=1252281495)

Go back to Rev. Powell. You shall not pass.

OOH I miss this!   :twirl:

"If I was a circus, a perfect circus, how would you know it was really me?"

"We're gonna need a bigger Circus"

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a Wortcov, you say, 'yes!' "  :bouncegiggle:

When there's no more room in hell, the meQal will walk the earth.

"No,Mr.Bond,I expect RCMerchant to die!"  :bluesad: But I'm not ready to die.

3mnkids? We ain't got no 3mnkids! We don't need no 3mnkids! I don't have to show you any stinking 3mnkids!


Thats cute, thanks for posting it.    :thumbup:

You can't handle the Javakoala!

Or this one:

They call me Mister Javakoala!

No other factory in the world mixes its Destroyer by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

We can't stop here. This is Destroyer country.

That's no moon. It's a Destroyer.

 :teddyr:

"With great power comes great SkullBat" LOL

"A boys best friend is his SkullBat."

"I am not a SkullBat! I am a human being. I am a man."

This is awesome!

"I love the smell of Circus in the morning."  :teddyr:

"One doggett's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Circus. Prepare to die!"

Yeee-eeeew!  :buggedout:

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my WingedSerpent. That's the price she has to pay.

You know, when you name yourself after a reptile, you expect jikes like this everyonce and a while.  I check my screen name several times, and a lot of them sounded dirty.

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Raffine killed the beast."

"There is a fart coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"

Hehe fart.

"Few men ever swapped more than one JJ80 with Sean Regan."

"Andrew, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"I think before you die, you see Trevor's Underpants."

And, from the bad movies:

"I'm BoyScoutKevin? You're so BoyScoutKevin you should be milked before you come home at night."

"My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty; let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about Trekgeezers from outer space?"

"Damn it! Who opened the radioactive RCMerchant?"

"Ladies and Ash, reports from headquarters confirm that the horde of killer Paquitas is getting closer to town. High voltage has been turned on into a section of the railroad tracks and it is your car lights we hope will funnel the Paquitas onto them. There will be machinegun and rifle fire to both kill and divert these monsters. Do not panic."

"What's his or her name?"
"Darksider."
"You named your dog "Darksider?"
"See, I thought about 'Cat', but..."

"AndyC, what is best in life?"
"To crush InformationGeek's enemies, see them driven to the Circus, and to hear the lamentation of the Burgomaster."

"Fools! Our peter johnsons are always invincible. Adjust them to WingedSerpent!"

And with a hats off to the proofreaders:
"I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of Derfs...and they was naked...and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect Mofo Rising!"

I knew there had to be ONE woman out there who laughed at fart humor.

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Doggett' at will to old ladies."

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the Circus. Then when you get the Circus, then you get the women."

"Why don't you come up sometime and see Rev. Powell?"

Boredom produces this:

A boy's best friend is his frog wheel.

But why is the frog wheel gone?

You had me at 'frog wheel'.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Frog Wheel Goes By'.

You've got frog wheel on you.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this frog wheel.

I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your frog wheel will be out of style!

I'm going to make him a frog wheel he can't refuse.

You can't handle the frog wheel!

Inspiring!

"Watch the bad movies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the bad movies!"

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my bad movies."

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my bad movies. That's the price she has to pay."

"Funny like I'm a bad movie? I amuse you?"

"Of all the bad movie joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"The power of Bad Movies compels you."

"This bad movies attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it."

"fart" is funnier. "butt" is OK when fart gets old.

"Voltron, for lack of a better word, is good."  :tongueout:

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world dracula milk toast didn't exist"

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his cat butt."

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Slayer."

The first rule of BTM is you do not talk about BTM.  And the SECOND rule of BTM is you do NOT TALK ABOUT BTM."

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone of Trevor's underpants drops to zero.

"They may take away our Badmovies, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my penis."  :bouncegiggle:

LOL!

That's what I tell all my girlfriends, but, for some reason, they don't believe me.

Thanks, Andrew.