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Title: Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "Pieces" Post by: TheDope on May 20, 2011, 09:30:33 PM No, they're no Reese's...you wouldn't want to put these in your mouth, believe me.
But if you like Juan Piquer Simon...maybe you should read on. Even f you don't like him...read anyway! (http://thegreatwhitedope.blogspot.com/2011/05/pieces-1982.html) Title: Re: Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "Pieces" Post by: Mofo Rising on May 21, 2011, 02:34:15 AM There's one thing you don't lack in your reviews, and that's enthusiasm. Kudos to you, good sir.
I have watched it, but I don't really remember a lot about the movie Pieces. There is one thing I remember though, and I think it is an idea that the world has overlooked for far too long. That idea is pornographic jigsaw puzzles! I'm a fan of the jigsaw. I even put together one of those photomosaic puzzles, which is one of the most tedious and wrong-headed things I've ever done in my life. I demand that pornographic jigsaw puzzles become more popular and sold in stores that cater to the rubber pants crowd worldwide. Yes, I'm not exactly sure what that last sentence meant, but we've been beating around the bush for far too long! (I am aware of what that last sentence meant.) If the Spencer's Gifts in my local mall can morph into a hardcore sex toy store, there is no reason porno jigsaw puzzles should not be a reality! Who's with me? |