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Title: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: The Burgomaster on May 16, 2011, 12:36:44 PM 1. Cover Your Stump Before You Hump. 2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker. 3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy. 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout. 5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner. 6. You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong. 7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It. 8. If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey. 9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize. 10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter. 11. She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick. 12. If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat. 13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis. 14. When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Your Trouser Mouse. 15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member. 16. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker. 17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool. 18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection. 19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil. 20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her. 21. No Glove, No Love! Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: LilCerberus on May 16, 2011, 12:48:08 PM it keeps the stains off yer sheets...
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: Psycho Circus on May 16, 2011, 01:02:38 PM 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout. :bouncegiggle:12. If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat. 15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member. 19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil. Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: Flick James on May 16, 2011, 01:19:33 PM Cover your unit before you harpoon it.
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: LilCerberus on May 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM http://www.condomcondom.org/condom-capella-ringtone.php
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: Cthulhu on May 16, 2011, 02:02:38 PM Use a condom so you won't get AIDS.
Wait...I think I don't quite get the hang of this.... Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: retrorussell on May 16, 2011, 02:19:05 PM Rise with us!
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: venomx on May 16, 2011, 03:56:32 PM Don't be a clown... use a balloon! :wink:
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: AndyC on May 16, 2011, 05:32:19 PM Before you hit the road, be sure to tarp your load.
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: Trevor on May 17, 2011, 12:37:12 AM I actually feel a little bit of a dick as I can't think of any better than the above. :wink:
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on May 18, 2011, 09:42:16 AM If a guy and a girl are doing it in the middle of the street, and he has protection, does that give new meaning to the phrase "where the rubber hits the road"? :wink:
Title: Re: Slogans for National Condom Week Post by: lester1/2jr on May 18, 2011, 05:17:28 PM Don't Wear One
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