Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

[Mr. DS]

I have to admit the film left me hanging when they didn't identify the mutant in the potato sack who gunned down Benedict Arnold.  I'm hoping all this and more will be covered in the sequel.  Speaking of that, I've heard that we finally find out which Wookie impregnated Scarlett. 

[AndyC]

Oh, the mutant was purely symbolic. It represented the general malaise of the post-Vietnam years. That was meant to stand in stark contrast to the poor-but-happy recluse who spent all of his time in the bathtub watching an old Betamax cassette of the Apple Dumpling Gang. You see? Quite simple really.

[ghouck]

Speaking of that, I've heard that we finally find out which Wookie impregnated Scarlett. 

I'm not going to spoil it for you, but I'll tell you this: It was one of the FEMALE Wookies.

[Sister Grace]

Speaking of that, I've heard that we finally find out which Wookie impregnated Scarlett. 

I'm not going to spoil it for you, but I'll tell you this: It was one of the FEMALE Wookies.

Was this particular Wookie K.D. Lang?

[ghouck]

I love dogs. How about you guys? 

So do I, ,, a little white wine sauce, or maybe some marinara, as long as they're not overcooked and you leave a little fat on them, they're OK. Hard to pick a vegetable to go with them though.

[Mr. DS]

Oh, the mutant was purely symbolic. It represented the general malaise of the post-Vietnam years. That was meant to stand in stark contrast to the poor-but-happy recluse who spent all of his time in the bathtub watching an old Betamax cassette of the Apple Dumpling Gang. You see? Quite simple really.

I respectively disagree Andy C.  To truly understand the symbolism of the recluse you have to note certain points of dialog.  For example in the scene with the tuba playing poor orphan;

"Get yer arse outta my bathtub."

See, instead of saying "out of" per se, he uses the term "outta" which, to me anyhow, means he yearns much more human contact but his inner feelings hold him back.   Almost a Quasimodo effect if you will but without the horrid looks and bells.

[AndyC]

Yes, yes, I see..... You've raised another interesting theme that weaves its way through the story - that of the arse. In this movie's scant six-hour running time, we're shown about 3,893 different images of a cow's arse, a skunk's arse, a horse's arse and Ted Turner. I know it means something, but what?

[ghouck]

If you pause the movie at the exact frame where the scene switches from the horses arse, to Ted Turner, you will find one frame where the two scenes are superimposed. If you watch this on a television with separate Red, Green, and blue inputs, and plug the blue cable into the green port at the television, the green cable into the red port, and of course the red cable into the the blue port, you see some on-screen artifacts. THEN, if you apply a 1993 ohm (remember than number, it becomes important later) resistor to the center of the patch cable (sorry if I do not know the proper terminology), you see a completely different set of artifacts. THEN, if you look at the picture through TWO sets of 3-d glasses arranged so each eye is looking through both a red and a blue filter (If you only have one pair of 3-d glasses, you can fold them in half and look through one eye), you will see an arse, with a tattoo of an arse on it, and THAT arse with have an arse-shaped tattoo on IT. This pays homage to an episode of Beavis and Butthead where the pair spoke of such a tattoo (Beavis and Butthead premiered in 1993, told you it would become important). Beware, I tried it and swapped the RGB plugs BACKWARDS (instead of plugging the blue cable into the green port at the television, the green cable into the red port, and the red cable into the the blue port, I plugged the blue cable into the RED port at the television, the green cable into the BLUE port, and of course the red cable into the the GREEN port), and I came to weeks later wandering the streets of a small town in Guatemala wearing nothing but a thick layer of pistachio pudding, and asking people if the word "sphincterhymen" was in the dictionary. People were laughing at me, and handing me randoms objects and saying "See if you can make THIS disappear!" and pointing toward my backside. That incident is documented as the reason I have been asked by both the Republican AND Democratic parties to NOT vote for them, as they believe it will damage their reputations.

[CheezeFlixz]

What the hell you been smoking, son?

[ghouck]

D. All the above.

[Mr. DS]

D. All the above.

Thank you for bringing this up.  I think Ghouck is boldly pointing out several necessary aspects of the film one might notice while under hallucinogens.

Has anyone noticed when you play Dark Side Of The Moon and watch this film while standing on your head eating fried junkfood that it synchs up perfectly.  It also works with other albums such as;

[Jack]

Thank you guys for introducing me to Star Wars Kid.  Now my life is complete 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEM3a7znNE8&feature=related#

[AndyC]

Has anyone noticed when you play Dark Side Of The Moon and watch this film while standing on your head eating fried junkfood that it synchs up perfectly.  It also works with other albums such as;

I heard it was Willy Tyler and Lester. Actually, a quick google of "scarlet fry calico cooper ventriloquism egg yolks" turned up a page that claims it works with recordings of any ventriloquist act. However, there is an urban myth in circulation that says if you do it with Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, you will find a clue that leads to hidden Freemason treasure. The Mythbusters tried it, but only managed to blow up a block of balistics gel and set Jamie's mustache on fire.

[indianasmith]

ROFLMAO!!!!

At some point, one of us is actually going to watch this movie and be dreadfully disappointed.

[ulthar]

Actually, a quick google of "scarlet fry calico cooper ventriloquism egg yolks" turned up a page that claims it works with recordings of any ventriloquist act.

Haha...

What's cool is that a Google search of "Scarlet Fry Calico Cooper" turns of THIS THREAD as #4 hit on Page 1!!   

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