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Title: Yer dick cut?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2016, 09:40:18 PM
Trying to lighting stuff up around here.
My dick never got cut. But all my brothers got there dicks cut-I felt left out-dam-and in High School-in gym class-most of those kids had cut dicks-but I don't-I felt like I was missing out on something.
I had my kids cut-cuz docs sed it was more healthy.


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 09, 2016, 09:48:20 PM
The word is "lighten" as in "trying to lighten things up..." 

Who cares about circumcised dick?   I think you're lucky to have kept your hood.  Alas, I've never known what I'd missed.  I wish I had mine. 


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2016, 09:55:13 PM
I really dont care about anybodys dick-I just thought it would be -I dunno-if yer thinking about yer dick-ya aint thinking about God or politics-so!
Menards gone-somebody's gotta be an a***ole. I thought I'd talk about something stupid-
by the way-why would you NOT wanna get yer dick cut? I feel like an outsider-all my freinds in school had cut dicks-its weird man!
And not a dam one of them were Jewish! I never knew a Jew in my life! I live in Michigan! Them hillbillys aint Jewish!


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2016, 10:01:39 PM
oh yeah-my Ma's adopted dad-Pappy Morris in the Bronx-was a jew-but I never seen his dick-so-I dunno.  :question:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 09, 2016, 10:09:17 PM
Well that's a subject changer.   :smile:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: LilCerberus on July 09, 2016, 10:49:33 PM
Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( :bouncegiggle: member :bouncegiggle: )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2016, 10:58:14 PM
Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( :bouncegiggle: member :bouncegiggle: )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...

 :bouncegiggle:
Then yer kin are filthy! I never got my dick cut-and it's just as pink as a newborn! I borned 2 kids--its bulls**t! Maybe it had to be done because old Jews way back than didnt know how to wash their dicks? Maybe? I dunno? My dick aint cut-I aint a jew-and my dick aint fell off! its called-WASH YER DICK.
Ya DON't want no funky cheese going on between yer dick and yer foreskin-if ya do-and I know-it smells really bad.
SO!
Wash yer dick.


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: indianasmith on July 09, 2016, 11:46:15 PM
So it's mushrooms versus anteaters again, is it?  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: AoTFan on July 10, 2016, 02:22:47 AM
Ah, what the hell, since we're on the subject...

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE5YOVCahcQ#)


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: retrorussell on July 10, 2016, 03:22:48 AM
Definitely got mine cut.. I seen one uncut in a (fairly) mainstream movie, and it wudn't pretty.

Just fer fun, a list of celebs who didn't go under the knife.
http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html (http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html)


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 10, 2016, 06:46:16 AM
Elvis!
Jimi!
Johnny!

s**t! I'm in good company!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: dean on July 10, 2016, 09:53:05 AM
It's been a trend to get it done in this country. A doctor once told me he sees a lot of homeless people who need to have an adult snip to keep infection at bay. Really medically it's only necessary if you're an unclean heathen.  :twirl:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 10, 2016, 10:44:27 AM
Yes... but I'd like to hear what badmovies' ladies have to say about this one! Don't be shy, gals... you cut?


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: ER on July 10, 2016, 11:39:43 AM
I think if God wanted men to have foreskins they'd have been born with them.


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: ER on July 10, 2016, 11:40:28 AM
PS What's the useless skin at the end of a man's penis called? (The rest of his body.)


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Jim H on July 10, 2016, 10:25:10 PM
Definitely got mine cut.. I seen one uncut in a (fairly) mainstream movie, and it wudn't pretty.

Just fer fun, a list of celebs who didn't go under the knife.
[url]http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html[/url] ([url]http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html[/url])


Large majority of any non-Jewish or Muslim celebrity from Europe or most of Asia (South Korea excepted), South America, Australia, etc, is probably intact.  We Americans are the odd ones out here really, thanks to pseudoscience and anti-masturbation propaganda!  Yay. 

 :tongueout:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: ER on July 10, 2016, 11:00:28 PM
Since I been so loquacious on here today I might as well go out with one more post before a busy tomorrow takes up my time.

Jim's right, about 3/4ths of the men on earth are not circumcised, some statistics go as high as 4/5ths, and it's something Americans get made fun of a lot for around the developed world. Actually the trend is reversing even in the United States, though the numbers do get skewed a bit because of recent largescale immigration by those from cultures were the custom was not in effect, so how much of that apparent decline is because parents of newborns are changing their minds in this generation versus once-outside cultural standards coming into play is debatable.

Now I must sleep so I can destroy someone twelve years younger than me on the tennis courts at 6:00 AM. Poor girl ain't going to know what hit her.

Fabersham, aloha, shalom, and goodnight!



Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Trevor on July 11, 2016, 01:37:11 AM
*Looks into pants, screams  :buggedout:* Yes, it's cut.  :wink: :wink:

Had my tonsils out and my 4skin gone when I was five.

I had ice cream for my sore throat and ice for my you know what.  :wink:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Ash on July 11, 2016, 10:24:06 AM
(http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo174/ashthecat3/Rabbi_d655a3_707163.jpg) (http://s373.photobucket.com/user/ashthecat3/media/Rabbi_d655a3_707163.jpg.html)

Bwahahaha!! :twirl:


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: Jim H on July 11, 2016, 02:41:11 PM
Since I been so loquacious on here today I might as well go out with one more post before a busy tomorrow takes up my time.

Jim's right, about 3/4ths of the men on earth are not circumcised, some statistics go as high as 4/5ths, and it's something Americans get made fun of a lot for around the developed world. Actually the trend is reversing even in the United States, though the numbers do get skewed a bit because of recent largescale immigration by those from cultures were the custom was not in effect, so how much of that apparent decline is because parents of newborns are changing their minds in this generation versus once-outside cultural standards coming into play is debatable.

Now I must sleep so I can destroy someone twelve years younger than me on the tennis courts at 6:00 AM. Poor girl ain't going to know what hit her.

Fabersham, aloha, shalom, and goodnight!



I was flip about it, but one thing that did bother me is there is clear pressure to have it done by some people in healthcare, even though it's not really recommended by centralized organizations. Anecdotal I know, but that's definitely the case at times in St. Louis metro healthcare - they expect you to do it, and will even start to prep for it soon after birth before even asking, then be surprised you don't go for it. All this for essentially cosmetic surgery on an fragile newborn. Crazy to me. 

On a bit lighter note, Trevor's post (you talk about South Africa regularly enough, can't help it!) reminded me of this music video.

https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho (https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho)

This is a link as the video is definitely not work safe (nudity/phallic/sexual images). The sub text is how the rapper, Wanga, in real life refuses to go through a rather brutal tribal circumcision, which makes him an "evil boy" and not a man. His rap is in Xhosa, and other lyrics are english and Afrikaans.


Title: Re: Yer dick cut?
Post by: AoTFan on July 14, 2016, 03:24:48 PM
On a bit lighter note, Trevor's post (you talk about South Africa regularly enough, can't help it!) reminded me of this music video.

https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho (https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho)

This is a link as the video is definitely not work safe (nudity/phallic/sexual images). The sub text is how the rapper, Wanga, in real life refuses to go through a rather brutal tribal circumcision, which makes him an "evil boy" and not a man. His rap is in Xhosa, and other lyrics are english and Afrikaans.

(re: the woman in the video)

Holy crap, is that like, a crazier version of Tilda Swinton (the White Witch in the Narnia series)?