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Title: superman Post by: Jay the Magnificent on January 14, 2008, 05:47:40 PM (http://a782.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_9a31d07384461a3a067e9ae9a73bd95d.jpg)
superman has to find other dwellings when the Fortress of Solitude is being fumigated Title: Re: superman Post by: soylentgreen on January 14, 2008, 06:17:05 PM (http://a782.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_9a31d07384461a3a067e9ae9a73bd95d.jpg) "Hit the road!"...HMPH... tell me to hit the road.......Who the hell is that Dalton anyway? I was the best bouncer that skankpalace had...tell me to take a hike!... And the hell with Jeff Healey too! Title: Re: superman Post by: Justy on January 14, 2008, 09:27:19 PM (http://a782.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_9a31d07384461a3a067e9ae9a73bd95d.jpg) Richard Pryor? Richard Freakin Pryor!! Why in the hell did I let Lester talk me into this crapfest? Title: Re: superman Post by: TheDope on January 16, 2008, 04:46:41 PM (http://a782.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_9a31d07384461a3a067e9ae9a73bd95d.jpg) BARTENDER - (to customers) Whatever you guys do, do not mention the name...Wonder Woman...SUPERMAN - WHAT WAS THAT??!! BARTENDER - Nothing, Supes! Nothing, I swear! Title: Re: superman Post by: AndyC on January 16, 2008, 05:00:03 PM "You better believe the men's room's out of order. Mr. Longjohns over there puked and blew out half the wall."
Title: Re: superman Post by: D-Man on January 20, 2008, 09:31:44 PM "I wish Bryan Singer were here now...so I could smash this bottle over his f**kin' head..."
Title: Re: superman Post by: Inferno on January 21, 2008, 08:57:01 AM When Superman breifly lost his powers, he never told anyone and used his influence to get free booze. :cheers: :drink:
Title: Re: superman Post by: AndyC on January 21, 2008, 09:09:54 AM "He got all huffy when I asked how he can stand up to nuclear weapons, but a bottle of whiskey will knock him on his butt"
Title: Re: superman Post by: Terf on January 22, 2008, 01:13:50 AM What? Some evil genius has 47 nuclear devices all aimed at the center of Washington D.C., the home of liberty and justice?! MAN, get the h@(( outta my face! I'm on break...go get Gene Hackman's autograph or sumtin...
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