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I'm not talking "Wow that chick was hot!" liked, but xxx films you enjoyed as a movie.  Most are made for one reason only, but I've seen a few actually good films (and in some cases really good films) that slipped through the cracks (pun intended).  Good ones are:
1.  Cafe Flesh (My favourite.  I think the movie would have suffered in it's indictment if it hadn't had the xxx scenes.  It would be like an anti-war movie with no war.)
2.  Party Doll A Go Go (same director as Cafe Flesh, but instead of damning the material he has fun with it.  Quite surreal)
3.  Thundercrack (Insane, totally insane)
4.  Caligula (What can I say?  You'll never see anything even close to this ever ever again)
5.  Texas Dildo Masquerade (Sex scenes were waaay too long, but it's obvious the director actually liked the film he was parodying.  Some scenes are almost shot for shot)
6.  Baise Moi (another one I like simply because of it's like nothing I've ever seen.  However, like Caligula I would be reluctant to call it a porn since it wasn't made purely for the raincoat crowd)
That's all I can think of, I'm not counting stuff like Shatter Dead that has a scene of hardcore sex, or the many porn documentaries that include xxx stuff.

My wife reviewed porn for Blue Door.com and we saw some funny s**t! There was one about mozart. In one scene he's supposed to be playing the harpsicord while having sex see the music makes women loose control so in order to get any he has to be playing... f**king hysterical. There was a really cheese vampire on called Dracula Sucks. That was funny and you can forget the Alice in Wonderland Porno/musical... be afraid.

I know it's a bit...mainstream for lack of a better word, but Flesh Gordon made me laugh my ass off.  How the hell do I go about finding that Texas Dildo flick.  I've read reviews for Dracula Sucks, and I'd like to see that one, too.

Brother R

I rarely watch porn. Nothing against naked women, but after 10 minutes or so it bores me to death. However, I still remember (fondly) a Selena movie called "House of dreams", because it was the first one I ever saw.

Was the sex scene in Shatter Dead really hardcore? I don't remember it being all that graphic. Maybe I got a cut-down version?

There was a porno parody of Pokemon I rented once that was brilliant.

Same here, but my favorites remain Taboo 1 and 2 (2 is my favorite of the two), as well as Debbie Does Dallas.  Night Dreams with Torri Welles was okay, and I remember Insatiable II fondly as well (just for the scenes with the sisters).

I'm not huge into porn but I do admit that I, like the next guy, don't mind it in regular doses.

I love to watch DVD gangbangs that offer multi-angle stuff.

The viewing possibilities are endless.

If I'm gonna watch people screwin'  then I want it to be interactive!

LOL!!!

Heh heh heh...uh, guys, I think after ten minutes or so, porn bores EVERYONE, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Brother R

Akira, tell me you live in NY. If you do, where in Times Square can I find it?

And, Although I didn't buy it, I saw they did a porn version of The Matrix, called the Metrix.

don't watch alot (not by choice, I just dont have the time these days)...but there's one that stands out as a great movie, let alone an adult movie. It's called CHLOE (aka CHLOE: THE STORY OF A SEX ADDICT). It's pretty powerful stuff. If it was toned down/edited, it'd be something I'd recommend to people.

>uh, guys, I think after ten minutes or so, porn bores EVERYONE, if you know what
>I mean and I think you do.

You have to pace yourself, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. :)

Gee, where's Paquita, I figured this would be her favorite thread!

OK honestly any porn from the seventies basically rules. They have it all! Amazing story lines, the funkiest soundtracks on the planet, cool dudes in flares and big moustaches and foxy chicks with big hair and even bigger underwear afros! It doesn't get better than that!

Anything starring Ron Jeremy. I laugh just looking at that guy.

Candy, pure comedy. Especially when she found out what she was doimg to her dad. I forgot the name of my other favorite one but, it had this hysterical scene  of a stepfather and a stepdaughter that was pretending to be asleep.

"Debbie Does Dallas II." Ron Jeremy reacted hilariously when the room began to fog up, and Bambi Woods was just adorable. She made the cutest noises. An okay take-off on "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas."

Marilyn Chambers' "Insatiable"--why is this one not on every list?--and "Up n'Coming." Not just porn with story, but porn with budget. Expensive looking! And HOT!  

"Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy LeMay's reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother is camp comedy classic, and the orgy's very nice. Her new relationship with Daddy, though, is astonishingly creepy.
 
"Black Throat"--The Dark Brothers, Jack Baker and his pet talking plastic rat, and Erica Boyer. Wild. Very trippy. Did I mention Erica Boyer? Damn, she loved her job, and I loved her. Also: The Dark Bros.' "New Wave Hookers" with Jack Baker, John Leslie and Ginger OMFG Lynn. (I saw it before we found out about Traci Lords--do I have to go to jail now?)

"Girlfriends"--Alex DeRenzy and European chicks. Oy! The finale between Lili Marlene and Ron Jeremy is funny and nasty. I would not recommend popcorn butter as a lubricant, but I would recommend Alex DeRenzy's stuff.

"Fleshdance"--Breakdancing and glasses-fogging sex! Hooray! I feel like a senior citizen! Hooray! (Just released to DVD, by the way.)

WATERPOWER and FORCED ENTRY.....

Many years ago one of the first porns I ever saw was a takeoff on 9 to 5 called (logically enough) 8 to 4.  To me it actually made more sense that 9 to 5 because this was how people would really frame the boss -- hire a hooker to seduce him and send in HIS boss!  Who I think ended up dating the hooker after firing the ******* boss.

Squishy wrote:

> "Debbie Does Dallas II." Ron Jeremy reacted hilariously when
> the room began to fog up, and Bambi Woods was just adorable.
> She made the cutest noises. An okay take-off on "The Best
> Little Whorehouse In Texas."
>

My best friend was stunned that I liked this movie, but I thought it was fairly well done.  I also liked the first one, the girl's reaction to getting caught while using that candle is hilarious!

> Marilyn Chambers' "Insatiable"--why is this one not on every
> list?-  
>

Worth having for the pool table scene alone, although my favorite is the roadside help she gives the ballplayer.

> "Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy
> LeMay's reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother
> is camp comedy classic, and the orgy's very nice. Her new
> relationship with Daddy, though, is astonishingly creepy.
>  

Who could forget that reaction?
"Oh no, no.....oh yessssss!"

Okay, I'm quoting lines for 70s/80s era porn.  Not only do I feel old, I feel dirty! LOL!



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THE OPENING OF MISTY BEETHOVEN (also referred to simply as MISTY BEETHOVEN).

Not as hardcore as most (probably more plot than hardcore sex), but I was impressed with the above average acting and production values. I haven't seen it in years, and I'm sure it looks like an old relic now, but check it out if you have a chance. You might be surprised.

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Oh gawd, I do remember that movie; it was shown as a "revival" in a DC theater a few years back; a friend & I went to see it.  Pretty good, though the one scene where the guy gets it while he's giving it did make us squirm.  Probably the funniest thing was that the guy in front of us brought his own, um entertainment.

Only porn flick I've seen on the big screen.

This isn't one I "liked," but one that sticks in my mind years after I saw it, for all the best "bad movie" reasons...

"Take Off" (1978) was a take-off (huh huh huh) on "The Portrait of Dorian Gray," about a guy whose "cursed" portrait keeps him from aging. He is being interviewed by a writer (lady, natch), and the interview frames a series of "historical" sequences that usually spoofed well-known scenes or movies. Including "Casablanca."

This is how bad it got: the "Dorian Gray" character, playing the "Bogie" role in the "Casablanca" segment, spies on the daughter of the "Bacall" character while she, um, takes the matter of her sexual frustrations into her own hands, as it were. (The daughter is supposed to be jailbait but obviously is not.) When she finishes up, she notices him standing in the doorway, whereupon he delivers the line you fear he will:

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

...and closes the door. Yiiiiiiii.

Once the interview is finished, "Gray" and the lady journalist get busy. (Surprise!) When she awakens, he's gone. Searching for him, she finds the portrait destroyed by fire, then sees an elderly man in the distance. An elderly woman--"Gray"'s old flame from long, long ago--appears and takes his hand and they stagger away, speaking the phoniest "granny" talk you've ever heard, as the journalist smiles tearfully at the emotional reunion of the two three-hundred-year-olds--one of whom she spent the night sweatin' it up with.  

Ewwwwww. Me needs a bath now.

"Blonde Goddess" (1982) was one of those movies that tried to be more. This one, in fact, tried to be "Heavy Metal." In it, a comic-book writer--the stereotypical nerd who usually READS 'em, not writes 'em--is zapped into a comic-book, falling from one story to another: I forget the others, but one sub-story involved the Red Baron (complete with a real dogfight!) and the finale turned the nerd into a superhero-barbarian teaming up with the title character to kick the ass of a badly-animated "ultimate evil." Is it all a dream? Of course. Does he spontaneously dump his nerd image and meet up with the real "Blonde Goddess" anyway? Der!

Just looked this one up on the IMDB, and while I might get some details wrong, there he is: Ron Jeremy as the "Black" Baron.

>"Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy LeMay's
>reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother is camp comedy classic,
>and the orgy's very nice. Her new relationship with Daddy, though, is
>astonishingly creepy.

I saw one of the Taboo movies once, but I don't recall which one. Did this one have a scene where the girl's brother convinces her to let him kiss/lick/suck her breast, and she tells him "Only the nipple." to which the brother replies "That's the best part silly."?

I believe so! I've only seen the first two, and it's been a while. But I think that is indeed from "Taboo II." The same girl is amazingly open to an out-of-the-blue lesbian relationship with her schoolmate/brother's girlfriend, which turns out to be a trick to get them all into bed together. Why? It's In The Script!

You know, getting back to "Debbie II" for a tick--do you suppose the reason Bambi Woods disappeared so suddenly (her footage in "DDDIII" is all interviews and unused scenes from "DDDII") was because she had to couple with The Hedgehog?

I like the anabolic stuff like bring em yung , etc.  

The first porn I ever saw was "Dickman and Throbbin" starring John Holmes!!  My friend had a gigantic collection that he stole from the video store he worked at.  Yu guys should review that on this site.  For no reason.