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Title: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: indianasmith on December 31, 2010, 01:36:43 AM
After a long day of digging for arrowheads Monday, I was shrugging out of my coveralls when my friend Doug's pet whitetail showed up.  My friend Ray snapped this pic, which, I think, has great potential humorous caption possibilities!


(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/IMG_3491.jpg)


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: sprite75 on December 31, 2010, 01:53:35 AM
Bambi all of a sudden saw a brand new car coming down the road and decided to give the owner a good scare.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Jack on December 31, 2010, 07:47:51 AM
Hmmm...corn on the ground, or nice tasty fingers right in front of my mouth.  Decisions decisions...


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: claws on December 31, 2010, 08:01:14 AM
The whitetail was wary of the three-legged human.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: AndyC on December 31, 2010, 09:18:35 AM
Trumpy, you can do magic!


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Silverlady on December 31, 2010, 04:11:04 PM


What do you mean Indy's got a rifle stuck up the back of his shirt?   :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: TheDope on December 31, 2010, 05:02:13 PM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/IMG_3491.jpg)
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DEER - Say, indianasmith, your tail is getting longer!

INDIANASMITH - That's not my tail.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 31, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
"Give me five! ... oh come on, deer, don't leave me hanging..."


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 02, 2011, 09:29:57 PM
Indy was never one for talking smack so he b!tch slapped the deer instead.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 03, 2011, 09:02:32 AM
Come 'mer little fella... you gotta pruddy mouth.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: sprite75 on January 03, 2011, 11:40:20 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/IMG_3491.jpg)

Deer: Boy you run in to all sorts of interesting humans near the nuclear plant.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 03, 2011, 06:08:30 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/IMG_3491.jpg)

Indiana:
"I'm short on some doe, you wouldn't happen to have a couple of bucks I could borrow, would you? " 


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: retrorussell on January 13, 2011, 04:52:13 AM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/IMG_3491.jpg[/url])

Indy (waving fingers in deer's face annoyingly): Does this bug you?  Huh?  I'm not touching you.. does THIS bug you?  Huh?
Deer (eyes glowing Satanically): Grrrrr...


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 14, 2011, 12:04:31 AM
An extremely rare photo of the Devil Deer was found today, presumed to have been taken mere moments before the monstrous deer mauled an unwary victim.


Title: Re: Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!
Post by: Flangepart on January 18, 2011, 09:35:17 AM
"Theres a bumper with your name on it, Bambi...AND IT'S MINE! AH-Hahahaha!"