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Title: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: claws on January 26, 2019, 01:36:41 PM
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Just wondering if anyone has seen the Happy Hooker movies. Apparently they made three.

The Happy Hooker (1975)
The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977)
The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

R-Rated exploitation/comedies with high camp values. The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) even has Chris Lemmon and Adam West co-starring.

Any opinions?


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Alex on January 26, 2019, 01:43:01 PM
Not a series I had ever heard of before alas.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 26, 2019, 03:48:21 PM
Not a series I had ever heard of before alas.

Or, want to see, apparently, unless you want to see Adam West's bare ass in, I believe, Happy Hooker Goes to Washington.

Correction
Adam West did bare his butt, but not in The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, but, the 3rd one in the series The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood, which came out 3 years later after The Happy Hooker Goes to Washingon, which would be in 1980.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 26, 2019, 04:13:29 PM
Ray walston in a superman costume... :lookingup:


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 26, 2019, 04:19:33 PM
Really only 'heard of' the second one a couple of times when I was a kid, & that was it....

Lots of sleaze intended as serious film & 'couples movies' back in the '70s that I lost track...


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 26, 2019, 08:18:01 PM
I saw one of them as a horny teenager and was disappointed even then.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: claws on January 26, 2019, 10:47:44 PM
Really only 'heard of' the second one a couple of times when I was a kid, & that was it....

I only ever saw the second one at display at our video rental store, never rented it though.

Looks like all three are Cannon productions, which is what peaked my interest.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: RCMerchant on January 27, 2019, 02:13:11 AM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Alex on January 27, 2019, 05:27:26 AM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

If you think that is bad, just spare a thought for all the kids who in years to come will find the 50 Shades books hidden in their mother's wardrobe.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 27, 2019, 02:23:35 PM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

You just gave everyone here an "Eeewwwwww!!!!! "

I'm sure you're  very proud of  yourself.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Alex on January 27, 2019, 02:35:46 PM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

You just gave everyone here an "Eeewwwwww!!!!! "

I'm sure you're  very proud of  yourself.

Yup.


Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: claws on January 27, 2019, 02:55:08 PM
was just looking up Xaviera Hollander on wiki. Had no idea these movies were based on her book(s).
She did milk her Hooker years from when she was active in New York, released an album and erotic board game (!)

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Title: Re: Happy Hooker Movies?
Post by: Archivist on January 28, 2019, 08:05:51 PM
This thread has opened my eyes to a strange and tiny world I never knew existed.  :buggedout: