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Title: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Mr. DS on May 14, 2008, 09:06:21 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/harryinterrogated.jpg)
Dumbledore:  "We've all met and we know it was you who farted Harry."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: jdlarch on May 15, 2008, 02:18:58 AM
Sure, Harry...quit magic and become a professional wrestler. But look at what that decision did to these two!


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 15, 2008, 06:00:52 AM
After the meeting of the minds, the elders determined that Harry was not cut out to be a member of the Knights who say Ni.


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: AndyC on May 15, 2008, 06:24:27 AM
"Harry, if you ever want to be a great wizard, you need a gimmick. Look at these guys....big googly eye, monk robe and pointy beard. Hell, I'm just a lazy slob, but go years without shaving and walk around all day in my bathrobe and I look like a wizard. Now look at yourself."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Flangepart on May 15, 2008, 10:24:29 AM
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Dumbledore:  "Pull my magic finger."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Patient7 on May 15, 2008, 05:26:40 PM
I don't care if I gave it to you, that doesn't mean you can hide in the girl's bathroom with your invisibility cloak on.


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: akiratubo on May 15, 2008, 06:32:47 PM
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Harry, we know you really loved the '60s, but that Beatles' haircut has got to go.


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: AndyC on May 15, 2008, 07:50:11 PM
"I tell you Harry, I have not changed into a completely different but similar person. And no, I don't want to hear what you found out about a spell cast on some Muggle named Darren Stevens 40 years ago."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Mr. DS on May 15, 2008, 07:52:43 PM
"Harry, I won't say it again.  Body cavity searches are now mandatory at Hogwarts, bend over and spread em..."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Inferno on May 16, 2008, 09:58:35 AM
The Christians have come calling to "burn the witch" again. You're our chosen sacrifice.


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 16, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
"...And after I contracted magical chlamydia, it bent this way."


Title: Re: Harry Potter In Trouble
Post by: badmovielovers on May 17, 2008, 06:06:24 PM
Ummmmm Gang Bang?