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Plan9superfan,
You wouldn't have happened to have gone by the names JOHNNY BLISTER or PAUL HOTBRANCH (http://www.badmovies.org/bbs/read.php?2,48158,48309#msg-48309) in the past here on this board would you?

Your behavior and your ip address are almost identical to his and you're both from Argentina.
Coincidence?

Since your arrival, you've done nothing but cause trouble and the way you write and say things is almost exactly like Johnny Blister aka Paul Hotbranch.
Remember that ANDREW BANNED HIM (http://www.badmovies.org/bbs/read.php?2,48612,48612#msg-48612)

You don't have to be an ass here...just post in a civilized manner and have fun...Please.

I have my suspicions though that you are him.

 see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ry day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not forsee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes


The moon rises on the icy landscapes of Pluto. Truth is a two-edged sword to the blinds of heart.

I've been wondering about this guy myself, in fact myself and a couple of other people have filled him in that this is Badmovies.org, which means we like bad movies. The guy really likes to use the word suck.

"There's A Red House Over Yonder,That's Where My Baby Stays.Lord There's A Red House Over Yonder,Lord That's Where My Baby Stays.I Ain't Been Home To See My Baby In 99and One Half Days. Wait A Minute Something's Wrong Here,This Key Won't Unlock This Door.Lord Have Mercy Something's Wrong Here,This Key Won't Unlock This Door No More.I Got A Real Bad Feeling that My Baby She Don't Live Here No More.(That's Allright.I Still Got My Guitar!!Look Out Now!!)Well I Might as Well Go Back Over Yonder,Way Back Across The Hill.I MIght as Well Go Back Over Yonder.Way Back Across The Hill.Cause If My Baby She Don't Love Me no More,I Know Her Sister will."-Jimi Hendrix:"Red House".

That's a great answer Plan9, real convincing...Unfortunately, I beginning to believe ASH and everyone knows we are mortal enemies and will fight to the death one day....

Thanks, Ash, for spotting this, and making us aware.

Lesson learned: Never answer a question about your identity with song lyrics. Give us heads up on the fight to the death thing... I love those.

Glad Ash raised the point. Been wondering myself. Also noticed that Plan9superfan (which seems to follow troll naming conventions we discussed a while back) and Conqueroo showed up around the same time, reply to each other a lot, and generally both seem to be trying to start something a good deal of the time.

Was reluctant to raise the issue myself, as attention is just what these guys want, but since it's raised, yes, I also smell a troll, and possibly two of them in cahoots with each other. That Ash could make the connection he has is, in one way, a surprise, but in another way, it comes as no surprise.

I'm keeping an eye out, those guys showed up around the same day and started replying to almost every single post on the board. The Conqueroo guys does't seem quite as bad other that the annoying habits of not using paragraphs and capitalizing the first letter of every word  he types.

I put my money on Odinn7 in that fight to the death thing, if things get bad he knows a few evil spirits to call up for help.

I hated to put anybody on the spot but I figured I'd point out what I knew everyone else was thinking too.
I smelled a troll also...

Okay, okay, I confess!

(Tearing off my mask) I am Plan9superfan . . . AND Conqueroo . . . I have MFPS (Multiple Forum Personality Syndrome) . . . ahhhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> I hated to put anybody on the spot but I figured
> I'd point out what I knew everyone else was
> thinking too.



Yeah, I was thinking that it was someone trying to start trouble.  I almost threw down with the guy in the Primer discussion, but figured I'd let it go for the sake of the board.  

I am also *tears away mask* ASHTHECAT, *tear* Skaboi *tear* daveblackeye15, *tear* and David Carradine!

And I am Spartacus

Can we go back to the singing of classic rock lyrics, please?   This Scooby Do mask stuff is distracting.  I think Plan9 was Mr. McGregor the farmer.  
-Ed
p.s "I" am Spartacus.  
p.p.s My money is on Ash.  

I kinda had my own suspicions about the whole thing, and despite the crazy "I don't know grammar and I like to rant posts" there were actually some reasonable points made by Plan9 everynow and then.  Some form of intelligence did occasionally slip through, so I wasn't too fussed over it all, and still am not too worried.  Sure it seems like Conqueroo and Plan9 are in cahoots [gotta love that word] but I just skipped over a post if it was too badly written, and there were times when I did enjoy the crazy banter.

Anyway, responding with song lyrics is all kinds of silly, and random quotes all the time. So yes, naughty naughty.


Oh and I've seen both Ash's and Odinn's pictures, and I'd say it's a tough one: Odinn's the big bruiser 'self proclaimed serial killer lookalike' who could kick the crap out of someone with just a left hook [plus I suspect he commands the squirrel armies, despite him telling us of his hate of them] but I'm assuming from the looks of him, Ash has some speed and endurance in him, plus have you seen the face paint he wears! :-P

Either way it'll be a hell of a slug-fest.  Lots of fun all round, but I too think that Odinn will be the one to emerge victorious [unless Ash, do you have any other secret fighting skills that you know?]

Just Plain Horse Wrote:
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> Give us heads up on the
> fight to the death thing... I love those.

Well, see, it started with Ash saying "Odinn's a doo-doo head."  Or maybe Odinn started it, I cannot remember.  But, we'll go with this.

Then Odinn said "No, YOU are a doo-doo head."

So then Ash was like, "I know you are, but what am I."

And then Odinn was like, "Oh THAT's real mature, Ash, you doo-doo head."

At one point, it degenerated into both SCREAMING at the same time "YOU GIGLI LOVING DOO DOO HEAD !"  (how they both thought to scream THIS at the same time is beyond me, but there you go).

At some point, someone, I don't recall who, interceded with "there's only one way to solve this...deathmatch. And I get to film it for my up coming Zombie movie."

And as I understand it, we are ALL invited as extras.

ulthar Wrote:
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> At one point, it degenerated into both SCREAMING
> at the same time "YOU GIGLI LOVING DOO DOO HEAD !"
>  (how they both thought to scream THIS at the same
> time is beyond me, but there you go).

Now why would you go and get Gigli involved in this?  That's just not cool...  I wish Scott was around 'cause he'd kick your arse for saying something so rude and inconsiderate!

 
> At some point, someone, I don't recall who,
> interceded with "there's only one way to solve
> this...deathmatch. And I get to film it for my up
> coming Zombie movie."
>
> And as I understand it, we are ALL invited as
> extras.
>

Paid extras?

Despite my reservations helping a shameless Gigli-basher, I'd so be in on that party.  Nobody films a good Zombie deathmatch anymore...

Sorry to disappoint folks...for one thing, I may have the cereal (haha!) killer look but Ash has age and determination on his side...I think he'd take me...

BTW- Nice story ulthar...it was close but I think I said "poo-poo head"...

And you know what? I've been going through some things lately that have made me decide that it's just not worth holding a grudge against someone on a message board for a mis-understanding. I was wrong for picking on Ash like I did (though I really did believe he didn't mind but it was wrong regardless) and he may have been over the top when he expressed his dislike for the way I did it but in a way, he was right.

I wish to make a formal apology to Ash:

Ash...you are certainly whacky at times and you come up with some way out there topics but you seem like a decent person overall. I am sorry that I had been an ass to you and I promise to only nit-pick little things now and then and not every post you make.

I am Brian . . . and so is my wife!

The secret of my name will now be revealed: My name isn't rich andrini......Its RICHARD andrini


FOOLED YOU ALL!!!

Hmm,
"I wish to make a formal apology to Ash"

Oh great!  Now how am I gonna get my cage arena-rental deposit back if there is no rumble?
Any other grudge matches we can schedule?  I even scheduled one of those cool pocorn wagons.  

-Ed  

Hey it's cool.
Apology accepted.

And I apologize too.


(by the way...you were right...there was no experiment...I made it all up)
:)

Ed Wrote:
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> Hmm,
> "I wish to make a formal apology to Ash"
>
> Oh great!  Now how am I gonna get my cage
> arena-rental deposit back if there is no rumble?
> Any other grudge matches we can schedule?  I even
> scheduled one of those cool pocorn wagons.  
>
> -Ed  


Well, we could always spread rumors about them, saying things behind each others' backs, egging them on seperatly until a "chance" meeting brings them face-to-face in a no holds barred melee resulting in tens of dollars in property damage (and at least one fatality)... or just randomly pick on the next person to make a rather odd or lame remark...

You know, it bothers me I sometimes contemplate this kind of stuff... *shrugs* Oh, well....

This is all sweet and nice and stuff, but nothing says sorry like a cage-fight deathmatch.

What no?  Aawwwww...

rich andrini Wrote:
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> The secret of my name will now be revealed: My
> name isn't rich andrini......Its RICHARD andrini
>
>
> FOOLED YOU ALL!!!
>

Damn you Richard!!!! All this time I have known you as Rich and now you pull this on us!!! I shall never forgive you.



Just Plain Horse Wrote:
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>...or just randomly
> pick on the next person to make a rather odd or
> lame remark...


Hey, I'm all for that.




@ ASH- Cool man...thanks.

odinn7 Wrote:
> Damn you Richard!!!! All this time I have known
> you as Rich and now you pull this on us!!! I shall
> never forgive you.

Yes, what a Dick :D

In the spirit of openness my name is really Ed.  
Also did you hear what Odinn said about Ash?  My gawd.  Or was it what Ash said about Odinn?

By the by, as-yet unknown cage match tickets $10, popcorn extra.  
-Ed
-Just Ed

Tonight One Night Only!!

Round #1- Trek Geezer and Plastic Ronald McDonald vs Octaman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon in an underwater extravaganza.

Round #2- The much anticipated Odinn and Ashthecat public apology

Round #3- Ed vs Vinnie and Rocco of Cosa Nostra Entertainments for a percentage of the door monies.

*Trek Geezer appears courtesy of the free dinner invite, and the fact we didn't tell him why we wanted him here
**Plastic Ronald becuase we stole him, apologies to McDonalds Corp.

Ok, enough... I'm going back to biology tech support, I'm bollocks at event promotion.  We shall never speak of this again.

-Ed

Ed Wrote:
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 > Or was it what Ash said about Odinn?

Huh? He was talking s**t about me again? Well that's it!!!!

Sorry folks, as much as I'd like to give you a deathmatch, it just won't happen.

Ed Wrote:
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> Tonight One Night Only!!
>
> Round #1- Trek Geezer and Plastic Ronald McDonald
> vs Octaman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon
> in an underwater extravaganza.

Plastic Ronald McDonald could take Octaman... but I think the Creature would walk away with the entire match :)

I think we scared Plan9 & Conqueroo off.

Conqueroo was giving me headaches with his run-on sentences.

ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> I think we scared Plan9 & Conqueroo off.
>
>


Yes, good work...the run on sentences and capitalized words were getting old.

If it weren't for the different IPs, I would have sworn they were the same person.

Guess What?You Didn't Run The Old Conqueroo Off By A LOng Shot!!I Had A Two Day Temporary Job Assignment,So I Wasn't Replying For A Couple of Days!!But Like A Bad Check or A Drunken Fraternity Brother,I'M BAACK!!!

Okay, I've got it sussed.

Plan9superfan vs The Conqueroo in the deathmatch.

Solves everyones problems.

The Conqueroo Wrote:
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> Guess What?You Didn't Run The Old Conqueroo Off By
> A LOng Shot!!I Had A Two Day Temporary Job
> Assignment,So I Wasn't Replying For A Couple of
> Days!!But Like A Bad Check or A Drunken Fraternity
> Brother,I'M BAACK!!!



Damn...

Well, er, half the problem.

Oh no, we can work it out to solve the whole problem.   Have you not read Hamlet?  
-Ed

Ed Wrote:
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> Oh no, we can work it out to solve the whole
> problem.   Have you not read Hamlet?  
> -Ed

Oh, if we're gonna stage their match like Hamlet's, count me out...
Horatio was the only character to come out of that mess with his life...

Just Plain Horse Wrote:
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> Ed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh no, we can work it out to solve the whole
> > problem.   Have you not read Hamlet?  
> > -Ed
>
> Oh, if we're gonna stage their match like
> Hamlet's, count me out...
> Horatio was the only character to come out of that
> mess with his life...


Horatio?  I used to know him well.

There should be a punishment for going for obvious puns.

If we were in Washington D.C., would it then be considered Captial Punishment?

Only on this board could we go from suspicions about a person, to a possible deathmatch and then to Shakespere!

LOL!

We done be a cultered bunch...bacteria culture, but still culture!

I feel Horatio was really the only one who deserved to suurvive, myself.  He was the one non-nutjob in the whole show.
-Ed

"I'm Gonna Steal Me One O'Them Butt Thermometers So's I Can Use It For When I Cooks Me A Ham!!"-Amy Pohler:"Appalachian Emergency Room".*(*SNL Sketch,3/11/06)

I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

Just Plain Horse Wrote:
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> Horatio was the only character to come out of that
> mess with his life...


OK, CSI has now ruined Shakespeare for me. I just got this image of David Caruso standing over the bodies of Hamlet, Claudius, Gertrude and Laertes, tipping his sunglasses and saying "Fraaank...come look at this."

AndyC Wrote:
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> OK, CSI has now ruined Shakespeare for me. I just
> got this image of David Caruso standing over the
> bodies of Hamlet, Claudius, Gertrude and Laertes,
> tipping his sunglasses and saying "Fraaank...come
> look at this."

That's one of the funniest f**kin' things I've heard in my life!
LOL!

Yeah, it just seems to fit so well.

 Mama is so proud of you both!  The Bourgmaster was right...we ARE capable of love.

*sniff sniff, this is way better than Veaches anyday!

loyal1 Wrote:
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> Mama is so proud of you both!  The Bourgmaster was
> right...we ARE capable of love.
>
> *sniff sniff, this is way better than Veaches
> anyday!
>
 Ummm I meant BEACHES not Veaches, although that sounds like an insterestings German films on the little slugs. :)

"And It Makes Me Wonder."-Led Zepplin:"Stairway to Heaven".Sounds Like He's Just Sitting Around Living On Reds,Vitamin C and Cocaine.All A Friend Can Say Is Ain't A Shame.

"I'm The Seventh Son of A Seventh Son.My Daddy was A Pistol,I'm A Son Of A Gun!!".

"I Don't Trust People.I Trust Evidence.People Lie.Evidence Doesn't."-Gil Grissom,CSI.Isn't It About Time They Come Up With Another CSI Spinoff??After All,"The Who"Needs More Royalties From Their Songs!!