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Title: Robot Monster
Post by: Ash on September 25, 2007, 10:52:06 PM
Come up with a funny caption for this screenshot from the classic film Robot Monster (http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/)

(http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg)
"Can you tell me how to get...how to get to Sesame Street?"


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: the guyver on September 25, 2007, 11:24:40 PM
"Help me.....take this mask off now..." :tongueout:


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 26, 2007, 12:50:17 AM
Mom never told me ecstacy was THIS good.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 26, 2007, 01:04:27 AM
...And here we have a classic example of why there are no sasquatch plumbers


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Weltall on September 26, 2007, 05:40:13 AM
I'm supposed to be scared of you? Yeah right!


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Scott on September 26, 2007, 07:39:01 AM
Girl - "You silly wabbit. "


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Jack on September 26, 2007, 07:41:19 AM
I'm a gorilla that wants to be a deep sea diver...can you direct me to the island of misfit toys?


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Derf on September 26, 2007, 08:15:20 AM
A young Ellie May Clampett tries to take her first pet monkey to the swimmin' hole.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: AndyC on September 26, 2007, 08:59:59 AM

([url]http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg[/url])


"OK, lean a little more to the right. The picture's coming in clearer now."


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: JaseSF on September 26, 2007, 11:36:40 AM
Can you tell me? Which way is the yellow brick road?


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Raffine on September 26, 2007, 11:46:55 AM
(http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg)

CARLA: Will you play house with me?
RO-MAN: I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: KYGOTC on September 26, 2007, 12:11:46 PM

([url]http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg[/url])


"OK, lean a little more to the right. The picture's coming in clearer now."


HA! niiiiioooce. Karma.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: indianasmith on September 26, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about . . . . "


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 26, 2007, 10:32:26 PM
Megan's Law: ineffective against monsters.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: LilCerberus on September 26, 2007, 10:42:23 PM
"All I gotta do is wear this outfit around the house, and in a couple weeks, I'll have washboard abs."


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Andrew on September 27, 2007, 06:58:46 AM
Go tell mommy that daddy needs a razor.  R A Z O R.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: LilCerberus on September 27, 2007, 01:00:41 PM
This way, it's (technically) not sex.

"You should see the guy who moved into my old cave. He must be a good seven feet tall! And he's redecorated the place with all these dead bodies. I tried to start a conversation with the guy, but he just kept goin' eegaheegaheegah."


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Khaz on September 27, 2007, 01:54:21 PM
Don't step right there.... Hey! What did you expect? I'm a space monkey.. at least i didn't throw it at you...


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Inyarear on September 28, 2007, 10:30:13 PM
(http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg)
♫Don't stand so...♫
♫Don't stand so...♫
♫Don't stand so close to me!♫


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 11:24:24 PM
Mrs. Fish: Well, you demanded we get a TV so now we have those stupid looking antennae.
Mr. Fish: I just wanted to watch the game. What I don't understand is what you wanted with a pet gorilla?! What the heck is that all about?
Mrs. Fish: Hey, that was the best $450 we ever spent! Look at us; we're going places...meeting people...oh, hello little girl! SEE?!
Mr. Fish: But now we don't have any room with his head stuck in here!
Mrs. Fish: Oh, that's just like you..you get the TV you wanted and still find something to complain about!
Mr. Fish: Sigh!


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 17, 2007, 05:44:02 AM
Never mind that now, just get the can opener from the car!


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 02:27:13 AM
Girl: Your wife, Mrs. Bush, wants you home now, sir


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 10:53:56 AM
Sir, not even Ed Wood would sink so low. You fail.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Javakoala on June 19, 2009, 09:14:45 PM

(http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg)

♫Do you know the way to San Jose?♫


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: Flangepart on June 24, 2009, 02:46:09 PM

([url]http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg[/url])

Will you STOP trying to put your cloths in my helmet!? What am I to you, a laundrymat?



Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: sprite75 on June 25, 2009, 01:31:58 AM
(http://badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster6.jpg)

When Captain Solo refused to help him get the helmet off after warning him that he'd just get his head stuck in it Chewbacca turned to the only other person nearby.


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: NelsonRage on June 25, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
" Oh, hello little girl, I am a friendly ROBOT-Gorilla from the planet Pedophilia. Would you like to take a walk with me,  I have plenty of candy in my spaceship?"


Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: ChuckSplatt on June 25, 2009, 07:52:57 PM
"Daddy! 'Told ya that little TV shell is too small for your furry head.

Gosh darn it, it's REALLY STUCK on your head.

I'll return with a sledgehammer and blowtorch so we can remove it."



Title: Re: Robot Monster
Post by: AndyC on June 28, 2009, 07:03:52 AM
A young Aryan girl confronts the evil Russian bear in what is perhaps the most bizarre propaganda film produced by Joseph Goebbels.