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Title: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: sprite75 on December 28, 2013, 11:21:58 PM SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.wwlp.com/news/national/woman-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel);
Quote NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCBD) - Senseless acts of violence are usually associated with guns or knives. It's not every day that someone is arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel. Helen Ann Williams of North Charleston, South Carolina was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature. Police say she stabbed her husband in the chest and shoulder with a ceramic squirrel. They say she sent him out to buy beer on Christmas Eve, but stores were closed and he came home empty-handed. She then allegedly stabbed him with the weaponized squirrel. Guess he wasn't seriously injured. No word on the squirrel. Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: zelmo73 on December 29, 2013, 02:04:08 AM Quote NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCBD) - Senseless acts of violence are usually associated with guns or knives. It's not every day that someone is arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel. :bouncegiggle:Choose your weapon, but choose wisely... (http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1560340.1388264274!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/175764983.jpg) (http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0411/28/1_b900b255637488487577cb54f487e3be.jpg) (http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0709/24/1_deae19c2a0cacef6a8fc3975f59e37be.jpg) (http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0608/28/1_aa15d4ebe3c05993fc95e023c535c828.jpg) (http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0507/21/1_e49c039f9c335c64ccddf63433361694.jpg) Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: El Misfit on December 29, 2013, 10:35:43 AM Waiting for Ed to post something about how Squirrels will take over the world. :tongueout:
Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: Trevor on December 29, 2013, 10:54:13 AM I would choose a weapon with less nuts. :wink:
Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: lester1/2jr on December 29, 2013, 01:31:57 PM Quote he came home empty-handed. I hope the judge throws the book at him. Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: zelmo73 on December 29, 2013, 02:52:00 PM I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year. :cheers:
Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: El Misfit on December 29, 2013, 03:54:27 PM I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year. :cheers: psst, the don't keep their doors open for fear that someone would steal their moonshine. :wink: :tongueout:Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: indianasmith on December 29, 2013, 05:15:05 PM That's one of the nuttiest stories I've ever read, and there is some bizarre stuff squirreled away on this site!
Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: sprite75 on December 29, 2013, 05:26:24 PM I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year. :cheers: Of course you would think that if all the places selling alcoholic beverages were going to be closed that one would plan ahead. Perhaps the wife did try to plan ahead but the husband drank all her efforts. Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on December 30, 2013, 01:31:39 PM Sulking as someone scooped me on this....
That will learn me to unlug for the weekend. Paranoia aside. My main thought is, that if thats the best thing she can use to assault her husband, she was not trying. Hell, a Yard Gnome is scarier. "If you want my Squirrel, you can pry it from my cold dead fingers." Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: Umaril Has Returned on January 07, 2014, 08:06:49 PM Not sure what to say about this one...... Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: sprite75 on January 07, 2014, 09:25:41 PM Not sure what to say about this one...... Plan ahead? Title: Re: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel Post by: Umaril Has Returned on January 10, 2014, 02:34:15 PM Not sure what to say about this one...... Plan ahead? I guess, mate :bouncegiggle: |