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Title: And for only...
Post by: sprite75 on January 31, 2009, 02:24:11 PM
(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081123/rel-haggard-returns/images/bcdb649a-a75b-4777-9560-55f34f927a1f.jpg)

And for only 2 easy payments of $29,999.95 my friends, you can have my patented Haggard Brand Crystal Happiness Powder!


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 31, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
"Pull my finger!"


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: TheDope on January 31, 2009, 05:34:24 PM
(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081123/rel-haggard-returns/images/bcdb649a-a75b-4777-9560-55f34f927a1f.jpg)

YOU!

Yeah, you!

Yer a sinner, ain'tcha?!

Why, I oughta jump through this here TV screen and beat you to a pulp with
a lead pipe soaked in holy water and blessed by seven Benedictine monks, boy!


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 31, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
"I WANT YOU!....to buy a new suit"


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: AndyC on January 31, 2009, 10:15:21 PM
"You're the little bastard keeps stealin' my Cheerios in the morning."


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: JJ80 on January 31, 2009, 11:50:06 PM
"No siree, Ma old Mama NEVER told me that it was rude to point!"


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: ds21 on February 02, 2009, 09:06:38 PM
"Shhhhooooooooooommmmmmmmm!"


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: meQal on February 02, 2009, 10:36:36 PM
(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081123/rel-haggard-returns/images/bcdb649a-a75b-4777-9560-55f34f927a1f.jpg)

Hold on a sec, you got a smudge right there on your monitor. Here let me get it off for you.




Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 12:00:12 AM
"I'll smoke you sinners out like I smoked that crystal meth I bought off of that male prostitute!"


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: retrorussell on November 19, 2009, 06:21:27 AM
([url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081123/rel-haggard-returns/images/bcdb649a-a75b-4777-9560-55f34f927a1f.jpg[/url])



The Pillsbury Doughboy's point of view.


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: AndyC on November 19, 2009, 09:22:12 AM
"Uh, reverend? You don't need to heal the white balance. Just push that little button on the side of the camera."


Title: Re: And for only...
Post by: Mr. DS on November 24, 2009, 09:44:38 PM
"Come here boy, let me get that booger for ya."