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R.I.P. Weekly World News

Started by Raffine, September 30, 2007, 12:47:55 PM

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Raffine



The only newspaper that dared to tell the truth about aliens visiting the White House, bigfoot love babies, three-headed prostitutes, the world's fattest pets, Elvis' post-death fast food career, and, of course the adventures of 'Bat Boy' has ceased publication.

It will continue as an online publication, but it's just not the same.  :bluesad:

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/07/weekly_world_news_goes_online.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News
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Andrew

Reading those was like drinking a lard milkshake.  It might be satisfying, but you just knew they weren't good for you.  Reading the covers was always something I liked to do, because they were hilariously funny.  The one you posted is a good example.
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the guyver

I almost cried when I heard this.... :bluesad:

RCMerchant

  How will we win the war without Bat Boy?! It's the end of the world!!!  :buggedout:
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Khaz

This is a sad day indeed  :bluesad: Those covers were all that kept me amused in those long line-ups at the grocery store.
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Shadow

Quote from: RCMerchant on September 30, 2007, 03:33:55 PM
  How will we win the war without Bat Boy?! It's the end of the world!!!  :buggedout:

Indeed! How are we supposed to keep track of who is shacking up with bigfoot each month?
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Torgo

Don't forget about Bubble Boy going to Harvard!!
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indianasmith

When I was a Graduate Assistant in the History Dept. I had my wall papered with WWN front pages . . . and a copy of Heironymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights.  Students coming in were too distracted to complain about their grades . . . .
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frank


That´s shocking news... I went to school in Texas for half a year (being German) back in the early 90s. Of the tons of paper work (mostly school stuff) I only kept back some issues of the Weekly World News to this very day. They even once covered a story from Germany, some boy scouts ripping off their hands in a tug of war, which later turned out to be, basically, true.

Now that´s another  internationally operating well informed in-deep investigatig piece of journalism going down - it will be missed!
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Mr. DS

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In the words of Luke Skywalker...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  THATS NOT TRUE!"

I am kind of devastated by this news.  I have a huge book they put out with a collection of their stuff though.   :bluesad:
Quote from: Shadow on October 01, 2007, 01:08:29 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 30, 2007, 03:33:55 PM
  How will we win the war without Bat Boy?! It's the end of the world!!!  :buggedout:

Indeed! How are we supposed to keep track of who is shacking up with bigfoot each month?

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Jack

I usually don't believe that stuff, but the one about bigfoot's baby...hmmm...if bigfoot was gonna do some lovin' with a human-type chick, I imagine that's what he'd go for.
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